Quiche came out well

Steph: “I can be your angle or your Deagle”

Trusty one armed scissor

“Doctor, heal thyself!” would normally apply here, but the man is actually a lawyer?! What the hell?!

The detached face looks like a rubber mask. Kinda horrifying.

Death by spitball

Don’t beat yourself up - everyone makes mistakes

When does he think he’s gonna deploy this?

Demanding my money back after there’s zero hacking in the film ending in -NET

Looks like a washing machine with an oscilloscope

Whoa

I know the type

“We begin bombing in five minutes”

You need to get on Foreheads Only

They gotta put that RFK guy down, man. He’s like an old dog if it believed scam newsletters and ate roadkill.

Before or after it runs?

A David Biker, if you will

Insane to have your look be “David Baker but he sells meth instead of appraising swords and knives”

What a coincidence, the old news feed suggested a story about a guy paralyzed in a rugby game but the headline was kinda weaselly about it

Yeah I’m feeling like it’s El Pastor time

That guy looks more uncanny from the side. I think it’s the beard uniformity but there’s something else at play, too…

The red, cream white and pale green make me think of one of those wrappers on Italian cheese, maybe a mozzarella…

DP holding a treat?

Tomb of the Unknown Cyclops

Yeah passive sensor, off-road technicals, maybe some loitering drones

passive radar on a small truck, plus loitering munitions gets the job done

Space jockey equipped with magnetic tape drive

Shame they didn’t make the rest of it

Where are your pants? Did he accept them as barter?

Not using “The *REAL* Smooth Criminal” as the tagline seems like a missed opportunity