£40k less vat and costs. How much did the damn cows cost you in the first place Tone? #TheArchers

Everybody's hopes were raised when continuity said Tony says good bye. Just the sodding anguses going #TheArchers

Must be difficult for Brian driving a tractor from the backseat #TheArchers

Brian changing his mind is as predictable as Adam having a hissy fit #TheArchers

Adam talking fertiliser over breakfast. Well he normally talks a load of sh... the rest of the time #TheArchers

Deacon Blue Dignity
Worth the licence fee on its self #TOTP

Not sure Pams People got the brief right there with DJ Jean #TOTP

Don't ring that number if you are listening on repeat #TOTP

Yep, think I jinxed it #TheArchers

Seems to be working ok tonight #TheArchers

Chris was sat on the green on his own with a four pack of Stella and 20 Woodbines obvs #TheArchers

Ah yes Alice, Azra will be constrained by the Hippopotamus Oath and won't tell anyone #TheArchers

This is all going a bit Uncle Albert falling down the pub cellar on Only Fools... wah wah wah #TheArchers

And an encore Ruth, did she also say round the rugged rocks, the ragged rascles sold sea shells on the sea shore #TheArchers

an elderly man in a robe is standing in a room . ALT: an elderly man in a robe is standing in a room .

You dirty old man! #TheArchers

I never knew Bert was a pirate #TheArchers

Does BlueSky trending become the doomscroll wheel of nothing every evening at 7? Or is it just all the time? #TheArchers

Is this an Ambridge promise that will be all over the village by next week? #TheArchers

Did we ever find out what happened to the bottle? #TheArchers

Oh George remember thy scripture, there is more joy in hell over one good un sinneth etc #TheArchers

Yuk, if the answers are right #TheArchers

Or smuggled 😉 #TheArchers

a man in a store with the words well he 's pinin ' for the fjords below him ALT: a man in a store with the words well he 's pinin ' for the fjords below him

Pining? Is it a Norwegian Blue? #TheArchers
*one for the oldies

In fairness the authorities had them over a barrel #TheArchers

BudgieGate. Already done with Percy Sugden's one in Corrie and James Herriot's when he killed one. Yawn #TheArchers

Is this a build up to the old joke when an old biddy bought a budgie for company.
It died
Punchline was 'ask him if he sells birdseed' #TheArchers
#IYKYK

Magic Day? Another one to add to Stir Up Sunday, F&P day, Middle Wicket etc #TheArchers

How many letters? #TheArchers

BudgieGate ffs it's preposterous #TheArchers

Normal service is about to be resumed
How many sharks #TheArchers
How many sharks?