We’re all born with a crap sandwich. Some people have a big one, some people have a small one. You eat your way through it. Then you’re dead. ☠️

Anthem Insurance in Missouri to cap anesthesia coverage after certain time limits The health insurance giant announced that the move would take effect on Feb. 1, 2025.

Dude… read the room. Now is not the time.

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Here in the 505 we do Christmas a little different. No snow? No problem! We have plenty of tumbleweeds to make the season bright!

#Albuquerque #Christmas #TumbleweedSnowman

If you’ve never seen a real roadrunner before, now you have. He’s about the size of a skinny chicken.

Listen to him vocalize. They’re basically dinosaurs. I’ve seen them eat small lizards about the size of my hand.

Is this a Star Trek thing? WTH is a butt tongue?

“Annex Canada” and “Soft Invasion of Mexico?”

Why does he say everything he thinks all of the time? I can’t do 4 more years of crazy old man ranting without thinking of the consequences.

The make up story in my head is waffling between “No means no” and “Oh wow, I kinda liked that.”

Is this the saddest Thanksgiving dinner ever?

Bluesky needs to get a poll option going. 🤣

A lone wolf stands near a paved road in the New Mexico desert landscape.

A rare wolf sighting near Magdalena, New Mexico.

Image taken by wisconsinsinners-reddit.

a close up of corn on the cob with a piece of butter on it Alt: a close up of corn on the cob with a piece of butter on it

How come no one who has engineered genetically modified corn has been able to make it taste pre-buttered yet?

MAGA: So uh… when are eggs and gas gonna get less expensive?

Trump: We gotta make my enemies cry; cancel student loan reprieve, gut social security, medicare and medicaid, lower minimum wage and remove overtime pay on the first day. 🤩

MAGA: 😳😠

Trump: 🤮🇺🇸

MAGA: 🤩🇺🇸😍 ❤️⬆️💰

MAGA: We love pricey eggs!

Every Thanksgiving Eve I send Hubby to the store for butter. How much butter we have is irrelevant.

I envision running out, while elbow deep in the bird, so off to the grocery store Hubby schleps.

He teases me mercilessly. Calls it my “Thanksgiving Security Butter.” 😂

Anyone else do this?

Hope everyone had a peaceful, safe, and yummy Thanksgiving!

A turkey in a disposable tin with its skin removed. It is extremely uncomfortable to behold.

Anyone care to weigh in on why this turkey without skin makes me extremely uncomfortable? 😣 I’m having a visceral reaction here.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but measure vanilla with your heart, not a teaspoon.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

There’s gonna be so many of these in Walmart. 😂😂😂😂

Susan Collins is SHOCKED!

😂 My anti Die Hard is a Christmas movie argument is Hateful Eight. Every time I hear someone say that, I counter with:

What about Hateful Eight? Bob twiddles out Silent Night on the piano and it’s snowing = Christmas Movie… right?

CBS News poll finds Trump starts on positive note as most approve of transition handling Democrats say they're concerned or scared Trump will threaten their rights, but fewer than half feel motivated to oppose him.

Who’d these guys call? Keep on chasing ratings @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

Your real viewers will continue to flee to non-traditional media sources as long as you keep normalizing Trump. We no longer trust you.

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Make it make sense.

This morning I’m speaking with a customer who thanked God Trump was elected; and also told me he’s a disabled Veteran with a non-verbal Autistic son. 😞

This breaks my heart. Poor man was conned.

Gee… who would have guessed?

Thanks so much! Have a good weekend!

Leak the report. Pass it on.

Alright folks, for the first time on BlueSky, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo!

Will the Senate capitulate to recess appointments?

Warn us when you’re going to be this funny next time. 😂

I just shot chocolate milk out of my nose!

#Obviously

A meme with two pictures of a tan and white bully breed dog holding a giant brick in his mouth. The images are taken from below and it’s obvious the dog is on a roof. The text reads: Man Arrested For Training Dog To Throw Bricks at People Ringing His Doorbell.

My energy whenever my doorbell rings. #NotWelcome

The House Ethics Committee is meeting now to vote on whether or not they will release the report on Matt Gaetz.

Release the report!!!!!

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