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man, watching the pitt as a person from a country with nationalized healthcare is such a nightmare

everyone constantly vying for doordash-ass ratings from patients, that woman in the pink suit demanding better results, literal floors of the hospital sitting unused/abandoned during overcrowding wtf

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Basically unless it affects him, he won't get it. This is an admin of selfishness.

Reframe the argument about prostate cancer and he'll suddenly "understand" about target populations.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Here in Spain, we are approving and advancing a process to regularise half a million immigrants.

“And I want to say to the Right and the Far Right who oppose this: Spain is the daughter of migration and will not become the mother of xenophobia.”

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

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In fact, I can imagine a world in which a critical media interrogates why JD Vance appears to be bad at everything, and attempts to goad him into better outcomes, instead of eagerly covering his failures as if him throwing a tantrum and leaving the table is somehow a useful diplomacy tactic

He has a clear record of tanking everything he touches

I really need everyone to be grossed out and bored by this President. As long as he can run his reality TV games, the media will keep shoving him down our throats.

The war in Iran can be covered like the actual news and not like TMZ.

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Told ya: those concentration camps are for anyone they don't like.

Eliminating libraries in prisons is a disaster, completely shortsighted. Libraries are a lifeline for incarcerated people who want to learn and grow, and have few other options.

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'Enough of the idolatry of self and money!' Pope Leo blasts 'delusion of omnipotence' fueling war in Iran

In his strongest words yet, Pope Leo XIV on Saturday denounced the “delusion of omnipotence” that is fueling the U.S.-Israel war in Iran and demanded political leaders stop and negotiate peace.

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one reason you dont elect racists is they think “it will be so easy” to win a war in the middle east based on nothing more than what they believe is their superior dna

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Uh if we're expelling people for sexual misconduct, let's maybe start at the top

Artemis II splashdown: Live updates on astronauts' 25,000 mph return to Earth Splashdown for the Artemis II crew is expected Friday, April 10, off the California coast near San Diego. Follow along for the latest developments.

Splashdown for the Artemis II crew is expected Friday, April 10, off the California coast near San Diego. Follow along for the latest developments.

France to ditch Windows for Linux to reduce reliance on US tech | TechCrunch France's move to ditch Windows for Linux is its latest effort to reduce its reliance on American tech giants.

France's move to ditch Windows for Linux is its latest effort to reduce its reliance on American tech giants.

Love the the Artemis crew.

Four extraordinary humans: brilliant, disciplined, and deeply mission-driven.

What stands out even more than their intelligence is their character.

Kindness. Positivity. Humility. Empathy.

The future of space exploration shouldn’t just be bold, it should be human.
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Google engineer rejected by 16 colleges uses AI to sue universities for racial discrimination A California man, who has filed multiple lawsuits against major university systems over his son's college rejections, says artificial intelligence has become the key to pursuing the cases after no law firm agreed to represent them.

We are at a point where public Unis should probably be doing blind lotteries of qualified applicants for spots. The legacy/donor angle may be the more interesting one at this point, tbh share.google/ra2MevZWnoN2...

Some of these so-called self-made billionaires...if your story isn't equivalent to Oprah's, you're not "self-made" - and ignoring the labor of thousands is nasty work besides. Wealthy parents? Connections? Getouttahere

Today has definitely been the most insane news day of the week besides Tuesday, the day we almost had nuclear war

On Wisconsin!