I just watched several YouTube videos on how to tie a tie and I just have one thing to say.

Those videos were weird as fuck 😂

I do not. And I don’t see myself going to the gym in the morning like I had planned.

Michigan pep band is losing steam and so am I

OH COME ON

Please

Ok Denver & Michigan. I’m going to need one of you to score fairly quickly in OT because I’m old and I need to get to bed

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Shout out to the Michigan pep band guy with the cowbell

I was shocked when they didn’t want any thin mints

Seriously, it’s a case of caramel delites. That’s it. That’s all they wanted lol

Plus, I must be doing something right because I am down 10 pounds 💁🏼‍♀️

FYI: one case was for my child and his roommate 😂

Nothing like working out on a Saturday morning and then going home to order two cases of Girl Scout cookies #bestauntever

Me to my boss: “We have tornado sirens going off, I’m going to go see what’s happening”

My boss: “Uhh shouldn’t you be taking shelter?”

Me: “Nah, it’s probably nothing. I’m going to go outside and look”

Her: 😳

My kid is at his marketing class so I’m sure he’s loving it lol

🚨Tornado sirens going off 🚨

NASA has launched Artemis II to the moon!

Love to see it!

I need a nap

I’m so glad I’m back on blood pressure meds because holy hell I needed it. Go Hawks! 🖤💛

Michael B. Jordan is one gorgeous human being

I really need someone who works or has worked at Pancheros to tell me the cilantro lime rice recipe. Thanks.

People acting shocked at the video of the US men’s hockey team laughing about Trump saying he has to invite the women’s team to the White House.

I’ve dated a few hockey players. None of that video was shocking, at all.

Ok I’m crying again

🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

What a bevel 🦅🦅

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

Well, now I’m sobbing. They have Johnny’s jersey on the ice.

FREE BIRD!!!

I really should’ve taken my blood pressure before this game started

God I hope so