When they think no one is looking.

*Cops damaging their own cars?

The Democrat’s top line ad theme for the midterms…

Going out the way he came in (high off his ass)

OMG! Elon is so high it looks like he’s hallucinating!

“Brian Glenn, what happened to you. Did Little X get you too?”

“No, this was from MTG.”

The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Friday fabulousness! 🐸💚 Kermit the Frog gave the *greenest* graduation speech ever at UMD! Full of puns, heart, and wisdom, the legendary Muppet reminded grads it’s not easy being green—but it *is* worth it. From ping-pong balls to podiums, Jim Henson’s legacy lives on. 🎓🌟

This is my not-shocked face.

Republicans just voted to cut my Medicaid. But at least I know some of the woke kids are getting deported.

The cruelty is the point.

a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a server rack in a server room . ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a server rack in a server room .

This is probably Elon focusing on his businesses again.

Twitter / X is down

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.

To those who celebrate 🎉

Nothing like the taste of your 88th birthday cake! Thank you, Bradder, for a wonderful celebration with friends and family today.

Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.

Oh dear god

Anyone who thinks Pete Hegseth will resign doesn't understand TrumpWorld.

They have no shame. They have no introspection. They have no respect for consequences.

Hillary Clinton says "you gotta be kidding me" about Trump officials texting war plans

we live in a simulation

RIP George Foreman 🙏…one of the best to ever do it….rest easy Champ!

Soros owes me millions.

Repealing the Inflation Reduction Act could wipe $160 billion off US GDP Republican-controlled states stand out as some of the biggest losers, according to projections by the think tank Energy Innovation.

Repealing the Inflation Reduction Act could wipe $160 billion off US GDP

A full repeal of the Inflation Reduction Act this year could cause significant damage to the US economy, triggering nearly 790,000 job losses in 2030 and reducing GDP by more than $160 billion
www.semafor.com/article/03/2...

Huh

I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.

You hurt his feelings.