0 emails. 0 people in my office. 0 things that need to be done. What am I even here for?

a cartoon duck wearing a blue shirt and yellow feet is standing on a wooden floor ALT: a cartoon duck wearing a blue shirt and yellow feet is standing on a wooden floor

D-d-d danger lurks behind you!

My avocado bled this morning, who even knew they could do that. I've eaten probably 1000s of avocados and never seen that in my life.

All this snow makes me sick but the cute little snowman someone made outside my office I may move into the shade so he lives a bit longer

Welp, internet is out this morning at work ... not really sure what to do besides sit here and get paid to shit post.

Someone broke into my car and stole from me. It honestly makes me so sad. They looked in the backseat, saw the carseat, and still decided to steal from us. Why are people just so evil? Is there any good in the world anymore? Every day feels so hopeless.

I'm just not a very social person idk man maybe somethings wrong with me

And I'm gonna do it so good too

Found this on the ground and it's just stupid enough for my water bottle.

I'll never camp again because the time I was almost abducted by aliens is just too much man

I hate how religious my dad is especially since it's just an excuse for all the stupid shit he did in his past and he's just not a good person lol

Im pretty tired of this weather ngl

I am so tired, y'all

Can I come over and do this

I literally only want to eat spam fried rice and nothing else.

Love you grandpa :)

Nothing is worse than looking at the thermometer and seeing some stupid ass number. What do you mean it's 3 degrees out? Get real. 😒

Honestly, I get it

It would be a much more enjoyable experience

It's Hamtaro time! (^ω^)

I got a lot of shit done today 🫡 and it feels good

So fuzzy baby 🥹

😭 It slithered up out of the darkest corners on my mind and had to infect others, or I'd explode.

Imagine this? It's 3am:

"HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead."

The vibes are rather caddywampus tonight.

Help not found

It's barely January, but this tracks.

Chilling with my favorite froggy boy tonight. Not too bad for a Tuesday I suppose. :)