at these prices she deserves better

don't spend one second thinking about this. i perused dude's timeline and he's an ass to everyone

well i don't have abs but my recent cold left my sides aching

parents of raiden really missed an opportunity for another y

excellent

darth you headin up there?

a little surprised you survived voir dire

my attitude is how about we all just be people and stop worrying about societal "roles"

while the market is an idiot, it could be due to u.s. govt announcing they (we) gonna buy up a bunch of them

"hey guys. t g iiiiiiii"

lol "yeah sure the women can be in the photo too"

he's recharging

coulda sworn he kept them in his cheeks

hole-y shit

yeah it's weird

"yeah i got a little banged up when i let the cat drive but how else is he going to learn"

lol bezos you're so transparent

applies to men only

ears so pink!

omg just saw the typo. my only defense is i'm down to one working hand right now

who are you to say he ain't

"teacher, what's adultery?" and they can't answer because sex doesn't exist in texas before age 18

just the biggest dorks on the planet

the alternative is to listen to the cat yowl the entire time you're in the shower

brooke

all else aside, that is a stupid-ass name

i'm unconvinced that it actually happened

she is best baby

thanks, sweet cheese. the pedant in me wants to complain that this is misnamed, as there is far more cherry content than strawberry

mikeception