I feel like my husband’s labubus are watching me

I love how gay guys thinking posting a thirst trap makes a situation better because honestly it kind of does

Luigi kind of has Rod Serling vibes and this explains everything

Can I say something controversial?
We all hate the Netflix WB merger, maybe go out to the movies instead of posting about it?

My 34 year old friend who still lives with her parents tried to shade me for driving an old Toyota while she drives a BMW… girl I’d have a better car too if my parents paid the mortgage

Why does my husband like Susie Toot so much? I like her too, but damn. You got a Betty Boop fetish I don’t know about?

This is such a mess honestly

Girl why does this court room sketch artist hate bb Luigi?

Okay so when exactly are the meek supposed to inherit the Earth? Seems like it’s still a bunch of assholes to me

Peace is accepting that I won’t be getting Gaga or Ariana tickets and that’s okay *no it’s not*

Ready for him to ruin my life

DuexMoi is basically JustJared at this point

Yeah cover my ears

a woman is sitting on a table with the words baby break the tension written below her ALT: a woman is sitting on a table with the words baby break the tension written below her

Okay Kylie

How do you expect me to work today with these new Conan Gray photos hitting the timeline?

Spread it open and flick the bean

Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures.

Get in line girl

Not as skinny as me

Life is it’s most beautiful when you’re a little hungover and a little drunk

I don’t care what anyone says. 100 of anything is a lot. 100 dollars. 100 fans. 100 memories. It’s a lot!

I have a friend who consistently gets bad haircuts. How do I tell him he keeps turning himself back into a toe?

Her Starf*cker era I’m so here for it

Doja Cat teases the music video for “Jealous Type,” out tonight.

Accidentally clicked one of those emoji stickers on someone’s story and now they think I’m into feet 😭

17 years ago, lady gaga released her debut album ‘the fame’

Nothing like getting drunk with a view

What if I showed pole/hole? Would you all love me then?