Just saying that a post surgery sandwich is the best of sandwiches…

Strewth! This buggers been drinking’ longnecks of Fosters. No wonder it tasted a bit shithouse

Not everyone knows me yet darling…

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I’ve discovered that some of my students regard me as a diva.

Word of mouth works wonders I’m told…

I tend to get mine digitally so I can just send them straight to the pharmacist. Might be worth inquiring about.

It’s really well done. Very much enjoyed it.

I have been going to barbers and hair wranglers for around 50years now…

Never before have I been asked to trim my eyebrows before…

???

Sweet sweet love

Unless you stumbled into a branch meeting of the Church of Satan.

Rats in the basement

I endorse food related gaming

Agreed.

Just rubbish. Turned epic characters into complete jokes and morons.

Same with carnie folk

Looks like someone’s angry about something silly again.

Chicago keeping art alive:

Sometimes the words that come out of my mouth in class are just weird.

Today it was “Bellybutton Bitcoin”

Make of that what you will…

I had a teacher who told me that the prophets in the Old Testament were taken away in spaceships that landed on the Pyramids.

Is there anyone surprised by the falling out between Trump and Musk?

Trump has a history of throwing his allies and employees “under the bus”, and Musk is about trying to be the most influential and important person in the room.

I am currently pondering a question:

What is creativity? How does it pertain to educational settings?

It’s one of the tracks on my “In the event of my passing…” playlist.

When I think people can’t get anymore ridiculous … then it appears the species decides to take it as a challenge

Bowie on the Kenny Everett show

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Someone is a bit “Angry of Mayfair”

What is a pride pack?

My wife and I entered the reception to the Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back… played by a group of guests on Kazoos.

And processed out under an honour guard of lightsabers…

Australia is occasionally a challenging place to live…