normalize dropping to your knees and sobbing when people won’t stop talking

the penne opticon

Of course a horse could do this faster than the robot. I guess someday we’ll catch up technologically to those carrot eating mofos.

So when you said "you don't unite behind a candidate"...
bsky.app/profile/cryp...

In spite of compromising an ideal that is far greater than winning a debate or not?

So like, uniting behind a candidate?

But her emails.

Jeanine Pirro: hold my wine

Dolly Parton tops list of global figures in US favorability poll The 11-time Grammy winner had a net favorability of 65%, Obama came second with 14%, while Zelenskyy had 12%

Dolly still wins www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

Love it. So, I turned it into a fake headline post:

You'll be happy to know a fan game exists!

Now do golf

More Vintage Computing museums should rent out cloud access to their rare hardware.



SDF (Super Dimension Fortress) does it, and it’s freaking awesome.



I’m literally logged into a Sun SPARCstation…anyone can do this for free, right now. Just SSH in.

If the incompetence is because of the drinking, you definitely have a point. But if they're unrelated, you don't.

I actually think of that often. Then I weep or pour another glass of wine.

Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows: "In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis. When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

OOP

New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!'

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Only in the woods. Elsewhere, definitely a bear.
Wait.

Points to whoever plies the audio tech into playing the "The Leader is Good, The Leader is Great" chant, preferably with an oregano joint

Robert E. Lee included?

Virginia Governor Ends Tax Breaks for Confederate Groups

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

The image was (surprise!) a tad misleading. They weren't tax *exempt*, but they did have tax *breaks*, e.g. the Daughters of the Confederacy on their historic headquarters, given tax-free provided the org. could maintain it. Now they must pay up, likely (hopefully) ruinously to the organization.

Wrong war, but high five.

Numbers 15:5
For each lamb offered as a burnt offering or a special sacrifice, you must also present one quart of wine as a liquid offering, or get your cousin to hook you up.

Now that you've ceded any interest in talking like an adult, I can safely block. Cheers.

Taps the sign. bsky.app/profile/adam...

Oh no! Lived experience vs. lived experience. Stalemate, since you ceded your reading abilities to Grok.

My experience is that of higher electric prices and lower-quality water living in Northern Virginia, both of which are directly attributable to idiots pining for more GPUs so they can... well, nobody's figured that out yet but clearly they're important.

Such nuance. Such sophistication. So much evidence. I see why you graduated cum laude from the Reddit School of Discourse.

And I with people who can read. Good day.

You're an embarrassment to our name, you know.