happy birthday laurel!

"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:

"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"

bigamist

so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan

who wants to do a run on the bank

mark cuban says PANIC

Wikipedia heading: Relationship with humans. Body: There are way more things people can do to these hagfish rather than fishing as food resources.

okay

lmfo

The Magnetic Fields - Kiss Me Like You Mean It YouTube video by OslaGern

youtu.be/AbgkIxBbld4

lovely

i thirdly like this post bc i dont rly understand what im looking at

i also like this post

i like this post

sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you

#synecdoche #metonymy

secret santa at the dick sucking factory

@opisthokont.bsky.social

thats disgusting

😊 to ☺️

me

rly hot

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oh wow

the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?

the weakest bite force in the animal world

shes the opposite of me

how else would you change

pistachios on a hot dog?

its called a cold sore