I swear if this happens tonight, I'll drive up there and put salt in your coffee 😂

Exactly me yesterday, gatta drop the winter fat

Damn, just realized I'm working on 4/20 >.>

*Sigh* gunna be a bunch of calls from first-time users that take too much and freak out

Found this list made by someone on Goodreads and I gotta say, I heavily disagree that Harry Potter's magic system is "most interesting"

I don't even hate Harry Potter (unlike how I hate the author :/) but it's objectively a very basic magic system

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

Poor guy barely got the condom on — mostly — before you got him too excited.
Commission for @dizfoley.bsky.social

Pins!!

If he actually wanted to follow 1776 ideology; America would be isolationist, not have military bases all over the world, and wouldn't even have an active military outside of war time

Im going to be taking one custom oil painting commission.
With my dad being in the ICU on life support for almost a week now unsure if he will live, moving all my stuff out in 14 days states away, and cleaning his house out, id like one less thing to worry about ($)
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✦ High pray drive ✦

I just was hit with a 800€ health insurance bill (which I need to pay 6 times for 6 months now) and thus have a 10% shop sale on EVERYTHING AVAILABLE:

TAPESTRIES, FURSUIT TAGS, TOTE BAGS, MAGNETS AND MORE

TO ACTIVATE THE CODE: ko-fi.com/bluehunter/l...

I'm tired.
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#bsnm #furryart

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

I wear an invisible collar My whole life I've been tugged around and choked I'm afraid of letting people close. I don't want them to touch it I can't take it off but I'm learning how to hold my own leash

Invisible collar.

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

I mean, you know how it is. You're just hanging out naked with your bud, as one does. Then things just sorta...happen.

#FursuitFriday
#FatSheathFriday

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📸 @koopershiba.bsky.social

but it’s not me

Tumble dry only would be your best bet. No heat cuz otherwise it'll shrink

The Daily Mail poll about whether the UK should re-join the European Union did not go according to plan.

^///^ thanks

This is your fault >:3

This is your fault >:3

Damn, wish I was there 👀

He found you! But it's fine, you said you can take him on a fight, right?!
...On a fight, right?

Comm finished for the lovely @lordaberth.bsky.social
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I'm excited for some hot Italian sausage ;3

@tommysalami.bsky.social's been good tonight, so @alexcapranor.bsky.social knots him up thoroughly, just like he needs to be. Who wouldn't lose their mind with a knot buried that deep inside them?

I’m
A
Doctor

I guess the water was too hot for this loaf ~

Random values practice. I'm happy with the result! Hope ya like it ~🍞🍆💦