via the article for the album "a thousand suns"

Miami winning (more) preserves the natural order*

* = there are no good outcomes

Sweet Verde Chili is the best Doritos flavor. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

They don't make hazmat suits strong enough

Achievement unlocked: heard an old southern woman call it "Traitor Joe's" in the store

Inspiring: Virginia quarterback Chandler Morris is getting to do his taxes at midfield with a 60% off coupon on the software as a reward for winning the TaxSlayer Gator Bowl

Standing with my hand over my heart as Kalani Sitake eats a giant anthropomorphic Pop Tart

Snoop Dogg is older now than Sting was when he appeared in the Super Bowl XXXVII halftime show. Do with this information what you may

"Braylon Braxton" is an incredible NCAA 13 regen name

Power doink

People were saying this was the beginning of the end. Little did they know, 2026 is the year of the goof

No one complains if this is the Freebirds World Burrito Bowl

Big “I like turtles” energy from Mario Cristobal

Michigan and Kalen DeBoer

He got the bag. Cal got a better coach. Everybody won

remember "Ott To Go"

If 2 shitty bowl games are played but you forget they were even on did they actually happen

Trillballins has lost his fastball

Looking at the camera like Jim from The Office after I'm found guilty of killing and dismembering the love of my life

Diego Pavia looks old enough to be Julian Sayin's dad. And we can't rule it out imo

Brutal break for Tarrleton State

uh, yeah, no shit

The Black Swan 2024 Ohio State upset made everyone convinced things were better than fine. But Sherrone Moore has always been the platonic ideal of mid

so in. would own the livs

I got u, 10 year old me

good news. the pain box from DUNE is on sale at Amazon

No AI, only Ohio State educated brain power. “Jeopardy! Daily” achievement unlocked

We identify as ShoughChoughs, tyvm