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Day 1917: “Coming soon.” Trump said he’s “highly unlikely” to extend the Iran ceasefire, warning that if it expires, “then lots of bombs start going off”; Trump called his energy secretary’s assessment that gas prices might r

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, April 20, 2026.

Day 1917: "Coming soon."

Day 1917: “Coming soon.” 1/ Trump said he’s “highly unlikely” to extend the Iran ceasefire, warning that if it expires, “then lots of bombs start going off.” A second round of U.S.-Iran talks in Islamabad, however,...

Today's edition is 1,034 words, a 5-minute read.

Day 1917: “Coming soon.” 1/ Trump said he’s “highly unlikely” to extend the Iran ceasefire, warning that if it expires, “then lots of bombs start going off.” A second round of U.S.-Iran talks in Islamabad, however,...

Day 1917 – Apr. 20, 2026

✨ "Coming soon."

Day 1913: "Ignorant of reality."

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Thursday, April 16, 2026.

Day 1913: "Ignorant of reality."

Day 1913: “Ignorant of reality.” The Republican-controlled House rejected a Democratic war powers resolution ordering Trump to end the war with Iran; Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recited a fake prayer from a fictional movie during

Today's edition is 790 words, a 4-minute read.

Day 1913: “Ignorant of reality.” The Republican-controlled House rejected a Democratic war powers resolution ordering Trump to end the war with Iran; Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recited a fake prayer from a fictional movie during

Day 1913 – Apr. 16, 2026

✨ "Ignorant of reality."

"Hate to be controversial."

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Day 1912: “Hate to be controversial.” For the fourth time, Senate Republicans blocked a Democratic resolution to force Trump to end U.S. military action in Iran without congressional approval; Trump said the war with Iran was “very close

Day 1912: "Hate to be controversial."

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, April 15, 2026.

Day 1912: "Hate to be controversial."

Day 1912: “Hate to be controversial.” For the fourth time, Senate Republicans blocked a Democratic resolution to force Trump to end U.S. military action in Iran without congressional approval; Trump said the war with Iran was “very close

Today's edition is 949 words, a 4½-minute read.

Day 1912: “Hate to be controversial.” For the fourth time, Senate Republicans blocked a Democratic resolution to force Trump to end U.S. military action in Iran without congressional approval; Trump said the war with Iran was “very close

Day 1912 – Apr. 15, 2026

✨ "Hate to be controversial."

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Day 1911: “Maximalism.” Trump said new U.S.-Iran talks could resume in Pakistan “over the next two days”; a woman publicly accused Eric Swalwell of raping her in a West Hollywood hotel room in 2018, saying she was “already i

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Tuesday, April 14, 2026.

Day 1911: "Maximalism."

Day 1911: “Maximalism.” Trump said new U.S.-Iran talks could resume in Pakistan “over the next two days”; a woman publicly accused Eric Swalwell of raping her in a West Hollywood hotel room in 2018, saying she was “already...

Today's edition is 1,005 words, a 5-minute read.

Day 1911: “Maximalism.” Trump said new U.S.-Iran talks could resume in Pakistan “over the next two days”; a woman publicly accused Eric Swalwell of raping her in a West Hollywood hotel room in 2018, saying she was “already...

Day 1911 – Apr. 14, 2026

✨ "Maximalism."

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Day 1910: “No fear.” The U.S. began a naval blockade of ships entering or leaving Iranian ports after JD Vance failed to secure a peace deal in talks with Iran in Islamabad; Trump attacked Pope Leo XIV as “WEAK on Crime”

Today's edition is 1,253 words, a 6½-minute read.

Day 1910: “No fear.” The U.S. began a naval blockade of ships entering or leaving Iranian ports after JD Vance failed to secure a peace deal in talks with Iran in Islamabad; Trump attacked Pope Leo XIV as “WEAK on Crime”

Day 1910 – Apr. 13, 2026

✨ "No fear."

Day 1176: No deal. Another 6.6 million Americans filed first-time unemployment claims last week; the Senate stalled on a proposal to add $250 billion in the small business coronavirus relief fund; Trump is preparing a s

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On this day in 2020: 6.6 million more Americans filed unemployment claims, bringing the 3-week total above 17 million; the Senate stalled on another $250 billion for small business relief; nearly 10,000 migrants were deported under emergency rules.

Day 1541: “Be cool.” Trump paused his “reciprocal” tariffs for 90 days for most countries, except China, hours after Trump posted online urging investors to “BE COOL” and that “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”; China raise

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Day 1541: “Be cool.” Trump paused his “reciprocal” tariffs for 90 days for most countries, except China, hours after Trump posted online urging investors to “BE COOL” and that “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”; China raise

On this day in 2025: Trump paused his "reciprocal" tariffs for 90 days for most countries, but not China, hours after posting "BE COOL" and "A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!"; China raised tariffs to 84%, Trump raised his to 125%; House Republicans blocked a tariff vote.

Day 1906: "Zero expectations."

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