watched Project Hail Mary. cried three times.

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

has it tried... not hurting?

does your back hurt?

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

What's your favourite Bible verse (wrong answers only)?

[Free Bird guitar solo]

also I sold all my Pandora jewellery and got £95 for it

That's my wedding dress in the charity shop, then 👋

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

okay my brain said NO so I'll have to wait a bit longer to see the space-rock film

I have to go into town tomorrow to get new glasses UGH. So, to make it worthwhile, I'm gonna take advantage of the £5 tickets Odeon do on a Monday and go see Project Hail Mary afterwards

A Polaroid image of a small black and white cat crouching down

A Polaroid image of a black and white cat looking up at the camera

precious little Peanut who has never done anything wrong in his life

[David Mitchell voice: It is, in fact... a lie]

holes can strike at any time. take it from me

Logan from the film Deadpool & Wolverine with an Instagram filter on his face which gives him large eyes and a large mouth, with the caption 'LIFE IS A MYSTERY'.

friends and I played a ❤️DP&W💛 drinking game last night. we are all Suffering. here's the only evidence of our endeavour

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

This is NOT what I signed up for

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

I've spent the past 8hrs with my 7yrold nephew and 9yrold niece. I will spend the next 94hrs in a recovery coma.

Y'all won't be ready when I whip out the Japanese exclusive Pingu PS1 controller from 1999

Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

Had the most amazing dream where The Orange Man 💀'd and THE ENTIRE WORLD sang Age Of Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In. Oh, and we could all fly.

in-cos-nito

yay finch-friends!

AH YES I LOVE FINCH PLS CAN WE BE FRIENDS

The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy

baguette phone

baguette phone

[picks up phone] oui?

Steve Coogan as Martin Brennan with a green shamrock

Happy St Patrick’s Day!☘️