Klingon Daddy Yankee be like "Duras"

Jake Bauers, man

#AEWDynamite Jericho said the thing!!!

#AEWDynamite Is Don Callis gonna sign Draisatl too?

Let's remember Graham Platner was a Marine, so he might have legitimately been stupid enough to not know his tattoo was a Nazi one

I think it would be funny if the Brewers kept hitting Willson Contreras just to piss him off

Also in the war war it would seem

of all the petit bourgeois wannabe hitlers in America, car dealership owners are the worst of them all. Actual leeches on society

Hockey blue sky basically doesn't exist

I thought Roddenberry died before that episode aired

the chudtree

also dislikes eggman

Honestly if you're an enemy of America why wouldn't you be developing nuclear weapons at this point? Venezuela has been couped, Cuba is starving, we murder Iranian children every day, but North Korea is sitting pretty

Damn when is this website gonna realize I don't care about American soldiers dying? I keep getting these boo-hoo soliloquies about people who signed up to go kill babies abroad, why should I care?

I'm not gonna vote for any presidential candidate, assuming there's an election in 2028, that doesn't promise to criminally charge literally every single ICE officer.

Read some of my writing!

What are you talking about

Twitter broken again lol

Boss walking in on me reading the Wikipedia page for "goblin" on the clock

What's the non shit side lol

You can always count on Americans being stupid

They're already flying American flags, no need to fly two

Spent like 20 minutes blocking blue checks and then just deleted Twitter lol

Middle mouse button is basically magic. Whenever I click that thing whatever I want to happen most happens

Me, wondering why eunuchs were always scheming: What was their problem, man

Me, remembering what eunuch means: Ohhhh

No

It's a shame that the best drum intro of all time is in a song about wanting to fuck your teacher in high school

Bubbler water hits different