My in-laws own a second home in Florida and while we're invited every winter to visit we opt to see them when they're at home in Michigan. Florida just gives us the icks.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

DOJ civil rights chief sends demand letter to Wayne County for 2024 ballots Michigan's attorney general and secretary of state have responded that they will not comply with DOJ's demands.

🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice is demanding that Wayne County, Michigan turn over its ballots from the 2024 election to investigate voter fraud claims. Michigan’s attorney general and secretary of state have responded saying that’s not going to happen. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Péter Magyar, who unseated Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán Sunday in a landslide, shared a bombshell with reporters that the outgoing leader had diverted taxpayer funds to bankroll the American Conservative Political Action Conference. trib.al/ct7GGV3

Cartoon by
Jeff Stahler

Reminder: you are the government, Skeletor!

“.. The Iran war increasingly looks not only like another shocking humiliation but perhaps the greatest strategic blunder in American military history.”

@newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2087...

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Mayor Mamdani chatting with a woman from Uganda while walking to Gracie Mansion

BREAKING: Iran told mediators it will only join planned talks with the U.S. in Islamabad if a cease-fire is reached in Lebanon.

Source: WSJ

Imagine if jill Biden did this

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

It was March 23rd. Then March 27th. Then March 30th. Then he gave that weird address on April 1st. new deadline April 4th. Then April 6th at 7 AM. Then April 7th at 8 PM. And now another address tomorrow at 1 PM. The chaos is intentional.

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

He means it this time.

POLYMARKET: “.. we are investigating how this slipped through our internal safeguards."

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Jesus deciding it wasn’t worth staying dead for your bullshit

“For over two thousand years I warned you about the guy who would lead you astray in my name. When he finally shows up, you voted him into office…twice”

Spot on.

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.bsky.social

Paid my electric bill. 40% higher.
Picked up my girlfriend's meds. 30% higher.
Gassed up the car, 50% higher.
Bought groceries 30% higher.

But.. at least we didn't elect Kamala, we might be in a quagmire in Iran, or sending our kids to fight in WWIII.

Sorry but... I really despise MAGA.