what’s your story?

have you heard of the new human flavored ice cream?

yeah it was all over the news, the company’s really churning heads

it's really just me and my turtleneck against the world

paninis with crusty toasty bread you are so mean bc why would you do that to the roof of my mouth

if there’s one thing i’m gonna do it’s park too close to the gas pump. if there’s one other thing i’m gonna do its park too far away from the gas pump

but sir, this is my emotional support dissociating in the grocery store cereal aisle

it’s so wild that the babies who were born in the same hospital as you on the same day are all out there somewhere. they’re probably all in a group chat without you…

i don’t know how i would be doing any of this if i didn’t have dimples

what most people fail to realize about coziness is that it’s more than what you surround yourself with. coziness is a mentality, it’s a way of life. and i am the coziest girl on earth.

this is me when i say i’m feeling “a little off”

at what age do you start hanging framed photos of your ancestors in your house because i don’t think i’m there yet but i sense it’s coming

Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.

tried comparing apples and oranges today, got stressed and had to sit down

in case no one's told you, if you haven't shifted into soup mode yet you're late

okay if i'm gonna start talking you people better listen