Bet it feels good as fuck to be lost at sea

Crying all day yesterday gave me a headache today 💛 yay

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I don't feel like a person

wake up sheeple my fweaking penus esploded

Getting ripped off the vape in Syracuse

Lobster boat blasting Limp Bizkit

She O on my gun til I quit

Dickhead's going on a train trip

Pussy got me eating strawberries whole

Being the change I want to see in the world by wearing a thong swimsuit that shows bush

i’d probably love meth

Orville Peck makes the best freakin popcorn

Day 3 being sick I'm about to do it for real this time

i treat my pussy like a finely seasoned cast iron pan. i don’t wash that shit

Undersexed housewife

Up late reading about whales

Thought of a comeback for my middle school bully just now

Is this Cyndi Lauper?!

Hurting my own feelings again

Remembering the boys at my wedding who had kool-aid mouth from lipstick smooching

It's 2:44 am should I give myself a skullet?

I don't care what you're saying my cats are talking to each other while they watch birds

Everyone wants an ice cream cone, nobody wants to scoop

It smells like hello fresh in here

If God didn't want you to put stuff in your ears she wouldn't have put the g-spot in there

Dear God please let me get fisted soon amen

Unfortunately they're saying the only way out is through

Dance like your cousin is watching 💛

Sneaking out for a cig still hits

Please let me braid your hair