I AM SEEN

Actually, that's how I start it.

Nah, I'm too soon into my dotage for that kind of malarkey.

Fuck me, this is life-changing.

Look at you with your unspaced em dashes, CLAUDE. 😆

Christ, I remember ALL of those covers. Indelibly etched.

Too soon.

Ghoughbteighpteau.

*reaches for mind bleach*

Jesus, you can hear this.

Aaaand I'm 15 again.

If the past really is a foreign country I’m surprised so many right-wingers want to live there.

Glorious. 🎩

GIVE ME THE SEXY THING

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

Repost & reply to enter.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

GARY OLDMAN as Cary Grant from ‘North By Northwest’ for a photo project whereby Actors posed for a role they always dreamt of playing.

(It had to be self-deprecating, ironic, absurd, a bit twisted and kind of like a funny/bad dream take on the movie.)

Love it.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

And learn how to spell crack down. 😡

WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS AWESOMENESS???

I'd like a coffee, please.

She should have stolen them. That works just as well.

And now for something completely different.

ENOUGH OF THIS FILTH

Sounds like my ex is off on holiday again, then.

Kenny Everett's General Cheeseburger

You could have gone with eating a carrot. But no, it's always up arse with you.

Class.

Aaaand there goes peaceful nights' sleep for the rest of my life.

OVER AT THE FIVE AND DIME? Some crazy shit happening in that place.