Keep having Hill bunt, Will. It’s working so well…

What the fuck am I doing in Sacramento??? PLAY BALL!!

If I hadn’t already bought tickets for tomorrow I might not go at this point. As pissed as I’ve been at this team in a good minute.

Jordan Hicks should have been on the White Sox all along. Motherfucking jabroni...

Shoddy pitching, shoddy defense. Tie game.

26 guys. Maybe 3 can play defense.

For as obsessed as Venable is with bunting, maybe guys should be able to, I dunno, get down a motherfucking bunt.

"...the plug that sticks in the hole got stuck" - Bill Miller

397 down the line is a fucking TANK for Colson...

I get that it's only been three weeks, but the early returns on the staff overhaul are, um, ungood.

Maybe Ethan Katz would come back if Getz asked nicely...

I'm sure Dominquez has a sore hip or some shit. He's pretty much Cannon at this point...

I'm sure Dominquez has a sore hip or some shit. He's pretty much Cannon at this point...

Sick to fucking death of Dominguez falling behind 3-0 to the first guy he faces.

“McGuire poked it through…” - John Schriffen

Bust

Sox are saying Cannon exited with ‘right hip irritation’, a new nominee for the Fake Injury Hall of Fame.

It’s lost on me why Cannon and Eisert didn’t make the team out of spring training…

Get Cannon TFOH

Over 13 years, the White Sox have scored a total of 4 runs against Michael Wacha. Yet Schriffen is marveling that he's dominating the Sox. For the 28th time...

Whatever the Sox are trying to do at the plate, it ain't fuckin workin...

Really sick of the Sox wasting challenges in dumb spots.

Slapdick motherfucker...

Warming up to Peters... whatever that means.

Sees likely we’ve seen the last of Hays in 2026…

AND THAT'S A WHITE SOX WIN THE SERIES OVER THE AL CHAMPS WINNER!!!!!!!!!

The Blue Jays are last year's rightful world champions. And the Sox are making them look silly in the field.

Sure the hell looks like Mune is gonna DESTROY anything in that lower left quadrant of the zone...

MUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over 20 years later, Steve Stone is still salty AF about how things ended with the Cubs. Cheap shots at every opportunity. And I am fucking here for it.