It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Columbo touching his head and looking confused.
"there's one thing i can't wrap my head around, sir. how will this ai gaming ghost play playstation games for you when the playstation has no games?"
Reaching for the Paw Patrol dog's service weapon
Hell yeah
What if Nintendo Switch 2 was called Nintendo Freak 2 and it ate ass and sucked toes
ShadowSnake from Battle of the Eras has a chainable low-kick normal with 0-frame startup and +60 advantage
No point worrying about it.
Bryon Noem/Hunter Biden ticket, the cross-aisle unity America needs.
Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro
Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro theonion.com/study-children-who-play-...
On the other hand, March having 31 is crazy. 30 max, and even that is being lenient.
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...
Oh dang, it’s a special bonus episode AND collab with @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social! Look how we spoil you, listeners! #aolp #lets-play #wikigacha #podcast rss.com/podcasts/clc...
I've worked retail for 15 years and listen to harsh noise of my own volition, I am immune to Dubya's evil machinations.
Void screampt into thank u gamers
'This is a serious contender for my least favourite game ever.'
Play more games! Get some dogshit in you! 10000 words on how every aspect of Xenogears is ass and I know for a fact your ass has never touched Little Nicky for the Gameboy Color.
A Backloggd review giving Xenogears 0.5/5 stars with an 'Abandoned' tag
When you're in a contrarian competition and your opponent is one of the front page Backloggd zoomers squidward.jpg
I just gotta bookmark the activity feed for buddy posting I think, literally every single time I look at the front page I get annoyed by a review or list
we’ve had to talk about this before. I need you to deactivate the big head cheat before coming to work. it’s disrespectful to your colleagues and our customers when your head is big as hell like that
Happy Mar10 Day
No worries fella I'm just takin' the piss, as long as everyone is following the Berlin Interpretation of Roguelikes everything is cool
Negatively judging any westerners that use the term 'STG' because shmup is like 50x more fun to say
Don't even get me started on search action game instead of Metroidvania. Literally unseasoned oatmeal vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."
remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.
delet this
A lot of the thoughts I'm seeing on Resident Evil 9 are 'the first half is incredible and then it kinda falls apart a bit,' so basically hell yeah they made a Resident Evil
They should make a game where you shoot a guy in the head for critical damage
Alexandria is burning 😔
a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"
good day to post this reminder