The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

sounds like people are very confident about the VA redistricting. It would be very funny if dems swept the one hitler district anyway

Anthro rabbit sitting at a bar waving to the viewer while holding a glass of scotch

reposting this bnuuy

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Wall Street Journal headline: "Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm Becoming a Republican"

Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this

I vote my principles (destroying the Republican Party by any means necessary and immiserating their voter base for the rest of eternity).

Counterpoint: we should fuck over rural Virginia because it is hitlerite and deserves it

When some one invites me to magic the gathering game night and I just bring these in

"Yeah I'm kinda pro"

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It's become increasingly clear to me that Israel needs denazification

Israeli soldiers cannot help but casually post their genocidal intent all the time. This happens in gaza too, documenting their own war crimes on social media. And keep in mind they are conscripted, so this is also the attitude of the average Israeli

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Just another bit of evidence proving that basic compassion is objectively correct

I heard another healthcare story today that was like, "we invested in social workers and transit assistance for poor patients and it handily paid for itself in reduced ED visits"

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the baby is sleeping on its treasures ❤

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

maybe bird?

Being a Democrat is so great because you’ll see a headline that’s like “Democratic voters oppose HB207.C Feeding Kittens Into Woodchippers by a whopping 97 points. The bill passed the House with all Republicans and 73 Democrats voting for, and 180 Democrats voting against”

Calls in the UK press for a gender check

Stop breeding! 🛑
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I do think it's funny that they're like "why are we losing popularity around the world?" while having the worst optics on earth

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