Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Characters: Chicken Hat Man (Our Flag Means Death)Rat Vest Guy (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon First Meetings First Kiss Crack treated as unserious as possible that's your warning Humour? once again this is very silly Language: English Collections: OFMD Rare Ship Week 2026 Stats: Published:2026-04-21Words:933Chapters:1/1Hits:0

You Wear Chicken Hats/Rat Vests Well makingoceansounds Summary: Two men from different worlds enter a bar each wearing fine animal attire. Will they leave finding unexpected love? The answer is obvious, yes.

I wasn't joking when I said I was going to write this.

Behold, the first and probably the last Chicken Hat Man/Rat Vest Guy fic on ao3.

It's very stupid. That's your warning.

archiveofourown.org/works/83528566

🐓❤️🐀

#OFMDRareShips

(It’s not appendicitis dw, wrong place for it)

If the random pain in my abdomen could go away that would be great pls

We all have days like this sometimes!! I still like you and I am available for pep talks when needed

"’Good to meet you, Stede,’ Ed chuckled, absently wrapping his fingers around his own glass and feeling the condensation on his skin.”

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

take a chance on me - watchtheflow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello!! I have posted a lil thing for the ‘new romance’ prompt for @ofmdrareships.bsky.social week!!

A Lucius / The Swede modern friends to lovers ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/82317506

Good luck!! just remember it is most acceptable time to be a brag, tell them how good you are and what you’ve done and why that makes you best candidate, consider how you could improve and make sure to say I a lot! Even if it was a team effort example make it clear what you did

Ooooooh how cool.
I really want Rhys to do Brett’s podcast 🤣

oh my days a 1970s ofmd au by unfunpleasures art by citrussyndicate a yellow and orange duotone photo of new york city in the 1970s. there are two fall leaves laid over the photo.

oh my days
chapter 2 (5.1k words)
(art by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social)

archiveofourown.org/works/830165...

(Brett Goldstein that is, it's just he's in this film too lol)

I NEED to see Rhys and Brett interact in some way please, I need it for science

there are some good audiobooks of classic kids novels like Matilda etc & for podcasts, while it is technically classed as adult content it is more for swearing and some dark humour, would always recommend Hell or High Rollers which is a DND podcast (and being a newbie to DND is fine too with them!)

Thank you!! ♥️♥️

Well I am doing two tours today that I haven’t done in six months and have I looked at my notes? Not at all, we’ll see what happens 🤣

God I’d forgotten about that

Definitely

There sometimes is something very fundamentally strange about Tom Ellis being this well known tv star bc he will never not be Gary from Miranda to me

It says we would be a bad match :( (I got seal cat)

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Forgot to link it to main post oops

It’s certainly my love language 🤣 thanks!!

Low quality Meme saying ‘woman takes short half-hour break from hating men to look at one picture of Rhys Darby for three hours’ with a Low res picture of a woman reclining on a sofa and a good quality picture of Rhys

#RhysDarbyFaction

I wouldn’t say I am social sunshine every day but accurate 🤣

Good morning pals! Early chapter post today as I couldn’t sleep lol

Chapter 5 of the windows of this love is up 🪟

Today we head back to 2006 (part one) to find out how Ed and Stede met!👀

archiveofourown.org/works/802408...

Also lol sorry to RTD for not cutting his username entirely off there

Georgia’s post for David’s birthday and those two hashtags at the end, I love them both dearly

*sending you good vibes*

tomorrow pls ❤️

Painterly studies of Stede Bonnet, from Our Flag Means Death, it's mostly floating heads and busts on a white background.

Found this in my Procreate folders, old Stede Bonnet studies. Behold our flamboyant king 🙌🏻🎀 #ofmd

he was riiiiight

turns out the genre of "[unlikely profession] and [unlikely profession] fall in gay love and solve mysteries over a series of novels" is crack to me. must consume

a wildlife vet and a con man? sure
a psychic and a hitman? ok!
pi and a cop? meh but ok ill read 18 books of it