This is 40. 🎂😮‍💨🥳

Cheers to 40. 🎂
RIP Mama. 🕊️

Flying out with no itinerary is out of the norm for me.

I need a black ass therapist. And I don’t feel like that need be explained.

Anger don’t last long with me.

Scheduling my black clients this morning made my whole day. I love how professional we are in the workplace.

The universe always find a way to get me what we need.

Today I don’t feel like doing anything, word to Bruno.

I might need a mental health day.

Why would you lie and said I didn’t train you when I have proof that I trained you? Yt people in HR are truly exhausting.

Kids these days will never understand the joy of meeting up with other random kids at a random school to come up with a dance no one will ever see.

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Th way yt people get away with their lackluster performance in the workplace really grind my gears. Especially when it prevent me from doing my job effectively.

The smell of bleach bring out the housekeeper in me.

Iykyk

Friend dropped me off some gummies, wine and produce. This is why I’m single.

I should be layed up with something thick during this storm.

As soon as I see a shorty tie her timbs I’m outta there.

RVA y’all doing too much now. Didn’t leave us a nothing in them stores.

Smells play such a special role in our lives. From memories to intimacy. You always remember a familiar smell.

ICE is in RVA door knocking. The yt people in Church Hill ain’t playing that shit.

I put on a hoodie and start walking like a stud.

One of my biggest fears is my camera turning on during a client training while I am sitting at my desk bucket naked.

Today is giving SMD and idc how anybody feel about it.

This is valid.

I’ll drop some bread on a good iron, but the ironing board is where I draw the line.

The way I close the app when those fees add up. You world think I closed a flip phone.

We need to discuss the cost of a good ironing board.

Watching clumps of your hair come out is traumatizing af.

Somebody asked why black people don’t have koolaid in the fridge anymore. I just might me a jug.

The way I become physically ill when there is someone in my life that isn’t supposed to be there need to be studied.