They think satire is interchangeable with wordsmith, something they also never are but see themselves as lol

Thank you x

I know so many that life is a merely a sand timer until they can try to lecherously argue about money. Like that was the true finale for the person passing

Had a death in the family and what is it about death that makes people completely act the fool and reveal themselves?

'go back to twitter, we don't do that here' says the worst person you speak to today

Haven't heard the word nanny state for a while, but guess it doesn't count if they do the shit you want to control the groups you want 🫠

It's funny because it seems like like the guy was gonna take the fall, but they've laid it on so thick even he's like wait a fucking minute

Gene the black and white tuxedo cat lays on a bed on his side. He looks cylindrical in shape where he has basically melted into the bed. His front paws are limp and his back feet look huge like a rabbit's

De baby

Gene the black and white tuxedo cat lays on a bed on his side. He looks cylindrical in shape where he has basically melted into the bed. His front paws are limp and his back feet look huge like a rabbit's

De baby

I was thinking to myself semi recently how I bet he spends a lot of time at a desk enthusiastically rehearsing speeches for his little videos out loud a lot lol

This is literally the biggest stumbling block. He let the guy who tells him what to do take 20% of the fall, and now what lol

He's the biggest manosphere loser you've ever met too

Looool literally, we've been going 'but muuuuuum'

I can't imagine even thinking that that was that bad let alone actually using my little feet, getting up and walking to grass on him. Omg like have some self respect for yourself and tell no one he totally mugged you off lol

Guy at work who is the biggest pussy, gives it out but can't take it, is trying to demand another guy get the sack cos he threw a wanker sign at him hahahaha

I like that line about stopping intellectual curiosity of the kid. That could be wonderfully satisfied by speaking to human fucking being, like the parent in the story lol

For these people is it really like: talk to this Yes Man or no one ever again

And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.

Yup! Thing is how long was she very obviously ignoring him with him following. You know it wasn't that I just happened to walk by the first time he chances it

I don't mind if he sees me as some cock blocking wench. I see him as a future rapist

Walked past just now as a man's shouted across the street to a woman in a pretty summer dress 'can I have one second darling?' and have replied for her no you fucking can't

Tried to say he just wanted to talk to her to ask her something

She don't wanna talk to you tho!

Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his side with his eyes opening revealing green bubbled eyes

That second paragraph sounds nice, when did that happen

Fav bit of the sikh festival today was they'd rented two buses just full of old ladies for their procession and it made so much fucking sense to include everyone like that!

Gary Lasereyes the white and black cat lays on his side with his eyes opening revealing green bubbled eyes

Poor woman, these kind of lonely deaths are especially upsetting

Some just have such little respect for life. You shouldn't feel guilty over that whatsoever, he was in an appropriate place being cared for the right way. That's the opposite of not respecting

It's so upsetting

Anyway so yeah councils taking him to court over that because y'know, priorities

cw death/substance

Someone's just told me a story of how their brother refused to pay council tbecause the housing he was in a person literally died on the stairs from an overdose and was left there for DAYS

What the FUCK is wrong with this shithole country
No humanity, nothing redeemable

It's Vaisakhi today so work is completely dead because people are going to celebrate in town, and can get free lunch from a langar stall. Beautiful day all round lol