"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average

Pour up
Drank
Headshot
Drank
Sit down
Drank
Stand up
Drank

I just need to get a sales job

RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself

Stop complaining about the hot girl with the mid dude. BECOME the mid dude. Start siphoning gas from cars on the street and spending all ur money on streaming equipment

You need to be upping your screen time

"yo why is this beat so chill"

"Oh I'm listening to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to"

I'm broke lol haven't gotten my invoices paid

"I need her bouncing and moaning on it" has become such a surprising amount of my lexicon considering the fact that I only have sex once every 4 months on average

Mine was a Pokemon website called 'Giovanni's Archives' on Angelfire

It was amazing.

hi

Also I got a sick pikachu tattoo . Do I have you on IG? i forget

What do you mean Sushi Hot Dog what could that possibly mean?

I have gay sex every couple of days just to make sure I'm still straight. You never know

The new N in FAANG stands for N***A. Yup. That's right. NIVEA. Oh? You thought I said something else? That's because you don't value skincare. You value racism

Says the person literally in med school

the average user cares about the technology behind federation about as much as people who downloaded porn off limewire cared about p2p