This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

Freestyle and backstroke

I get that the data is almost a year old, and this predates a lot of the bad shit people saw in the news about DHS operations, but it's still not great.

Not to be all "my cause is the only just cause," but it's pretty concerning to me that this row is entirely empty

youtu.be/CyTyCpeniVI?...

Gender essentialism sucks so hard. Don't tell me how to be a man, I can build my own prison of masculinity to suit my personal needs.

Posting of Japanese Exclusion Order (No. 17, dated April 24, 1942), Seattle, 1942

#OnThisDay in 1942, Japanese Americans were ordered to evacuate Seattle. historylink.org/File/311

Andre Royo as Bubbles from The Wire

The bad response to Hurricane Katrina was a deliberate attempt to drive black people out of the state permanently, thus taking what was a swing state in prior elections and make it solidly red.

[Deleriously, with bloodshot eyes, clearly desperate for the sweet release of sleep] Bob your head, rag top

a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic

The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol

As a guy who likes these bands, imagine not getting these lyrics:
And she prays and suffocates upon the memories of home/Of Yankee guns for blood, debts on the loans/Of smoldering fields, rape, rubble and bones/Of graves hidden, trapped up in visions of war/Of nothing, no one, nobody, no more

This is so fucking rad all around. Congrats to the Onion, Tim Heidecker, and the general public

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We had a personal injury firm with two guys, Pusch and Nguyen, with approximately 8,000 billboards themed "We Push, You Win". Then they had a falling out, sued each other over a bunch of shit, and Pusch got a new partner named Wynne.

I don't care that it got a runner on base for the Rangers, I love the dropped 3rd strike rule

I simply cannot live under these conditions. 7.5 innings of trying to lay down comfortably on a love seat is untenable

Good for them. It's a great day to be mildly high at a baseball game in Seattle

I really want to take a good baseball nap, but the dog is currently using the good napping couch to take his own baseball nap.

As somebone cursed with reading a lot of police reports for work, this is honestly replacement-level horseshit.

My personal favorite is that cops never say they tackled someone, instead they write that they "assisted a person to the ground."

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

Pretty sure that was the nearest shtetl to Anatevka

It sure as hell looks like another Dem mirage like the shutdown vote. This time it's a rep who isn't facing reelection as the designated line crosser so the party can say it stands for one thing while tacitly permitting the opposite

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This thunderstorm produced a waterspout over Puget Sound! Photo via Reddit.

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Advice to Mariners fans (and all fans for that matter). Picture a caricature of a Yankees fan. What would they do? Do the opposite.

You would think all these late-30-somethings would have more respect for the executive producer of their most formative show, Arrested Development

Brain haboob