Boulevard of....? ohhhh yeah, they renamed it "Oak Street"... yeah, something about "broken dreams" being "depressing"... but yeah, the Arbys there shut down in like, 2011? but if you want curly fries, theres a place where the fudruckers used to be that does normal fries with curly fry seasoning
The arc of the moral universe is long, girthy, and prominently vascular, but it bends toward justice
Reign of Tiramisu
OSSOBUCOINTELPROSCUITTO
Animal Parm
aglio e oliogarchy
penne-opticon
Rig Brother
The is constant surveillance is more proof that we're living under tortelli-tarianism
Marie Antoinette (a freak):
"Let them eat ass!"
Dairy Queen needs AI because Dry Queen is not actually a restaurant people want to visit
I've heard blue sky has been down, which makes sense because no one has been liking my posts
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
[Drake voice]
You used to call me on my Alf phone
Salary negotiations must be especially crazy if you're applying to be a priest
I just wish I could post some of my insights about the Strait of Hormuz situation on the Jeremy Renner Official app. I could get so many stars for that
depeche mode "personal jesus" music vid screenshot but it says "your own personal cheese dust" and the fingers are orange
depeche mode may have sold out
[Jay-Z "Big Pimpin' " voice]
young sheldon
If i were going to fight The Pope, i would start by saying "God said he doesn't like taking to you and wishes you had better hobbies" because i bet that would really sting
headline from CBS with a headline reading 'Catholic Church attendance is rising, with the number of young people at Mass "way up" '
This is not unexpected. The attendance is rising, but soon it will be kneeling. then rising, then kneeling. then rising, then eating, then kneeling, then sitting.
They should have sent a poet with a gun
the weakest link saying "you are the weakest Link". I've never actually made it past the training level of Ocarina of Time, but I think the joke stands.
when i start a new zelda run
Judy blume cover but it says are you there god it's me margarine and she's sitting on her bed and made out of a stick of margarine
Are you there, God? It's me, Margarine. #Books
The not equal to sign, but with the no sign indicating that inequality is bad. Pretty edgy, pretty hard core. What's the difference between a david mitchell book and the tubes from the illusionist? One's A Bone Clocks, one's a clone box.
Mocked this up for you, happy to discuss timing/pricing
Crazy that the Milky Way has a brother named Gerard
That baseball as a metaphor for equality vs equity thing, where the people of color are not allowed into the stadium, and yet people still share this like it's meaningful. but instead of justice, where they are all still in the outfield but can kind of see, thy are all watching jeopardy, because baseball has been cancelled
Been thinking a lot about this powerful image #equality #equity #justice #baseball #jeopardy
The Dr. Strangelove man riding bomb like cowboy scene but with Merrick Garland's agape and feckless head superimposed as if to say "gosh! well, anyway!"
Live look at Merrick Garland as he wakes from his well-deserved 6-year nap.
Why does jesus christ hook up with all the gen alpha hotties?
Because he is rizzin'!
That's short for "maritime autocracy"
