Fount: hey gu-[spire rabbit familiar]-ys wait what was that
Salt: The Bouny
Herald: oh shit was that a [spire rabbit familiar]
Sugar: thank that's called a buby
Fount: many helpful reports from our teams in the field
(corrupted) Fount: my souljam told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned it in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit.
Sage: Tip: you can microwave a stale croissant for 15 to 20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
Shadow milk: Tip: you can refrigerate a stale croissant for 3 to 6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred
Ad-lib/King: Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.
Fount: Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.
Shadow milk: children are so fucking funny man. I just overhead a kid (Candy Apple) go "i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!" followed by a loud, notably pained scream (Black Sapphire)
whoops, all (more or less) smilk centric shitposts
this is what i'm doing inbetween art projects i guess-
also i'm not tagging all the charas/their variations so will just go with #cookierun