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I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Shopify. what the fuck

You can opt out but it's automatically enabled. Those using Spotify be sure to turn this off on Jan 26th. Don't let shitGPT have access to your products.

A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation

In Minneapolis

Think we're unfortunately going to see a lot of this in the coming years: zionists using their remaining cultural influence to insist that Palestinians be treated as absolute pariahs and, failing that, making it impossible for anyone to have any cultural amenities at all. Scorched earth, basically..

You deserve a life that doesn't conflict with your nervous system.

You deserve a life where you don't have to wake up questioning your decisions.

You deserve a life where you don't have to overwork and underdo for yourself.

You deserve a life where you can be in peace without friction.

you really gotta create a life you love. you deserve that much.

absolutely terrible 3D model of a tsuchinoko. They're all like this. Thanks Shutterstock. Tsuchinoko is real

absolutely terrible 3D model of a tsuchinoko. They're all like this. Thanks Shutterstock. Tsuchinoko is real

absolutely terrible 3D model of a tsuchinoko. They're all like this. Thanks Shutterstock. Tsuchinoko is real

gotta tidy the image files on my phone, can someone hold these tsuchinoko for me

U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane

Breaking NYT:

The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.

The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.

That is a war crime called "perfidy."

Also, you should block agitators.

PORK CHOP CASH

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

• Australia news live Penny Wong says Israeli president Isaac Herzog's visit a good thing' despite backlash from Labor party members Follow updates live

It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.

Unhinged racism. Explicitly tying Randa to a terrorist attack by two Indian Muslims, essentially accusing her of incitement, which is a real crime. Once again: ISIS is opposed to Palestinian statehood, has murdered Palestinian refugees, and burned Palestinian flags. They do not care about Palestine.

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if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this.

It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.

A muted light red graphic with an illustration of Miffy holding a flag with the Palestinian flag on its face. The text reads: Support Palestinian families Directly Humanitarian aid is blocked, basic necessities such as clean filtered water, food, medicine, soap, shelter are scarce, so they have risen 50+ times in price. This is a genocidal tactic, that even if Palestinians are surviving the bombings, they cannot survive days without basic food, clean water and medical aid. So please, let your dollars fight this zionist imperalist tactic. The GoFundMe amount raised have all been withdrawn for survival Daily costs to support a single family in North Gaza: €150 to feed 7 people €150 to get clean filtered water €320 to get milk and pampers for 1 baby that lasts only 10 days We are a small mutual aid care team, supporting Palestinian families remotely via direct contact. Verified via video call, location, audio/image confirmation.

A soft yellow graphic for a Palestinian family's GoFundMe, with two pictures of Muayid. The Text Reads: Muayid looks after his elderly parents and his child. They live in unhygienic conditions and are currently facing malnutrition- they need food and medicine urgently. With conditions worsening by the week, getting funds to him is urgent. 1000aud/7000nok Please donate what you can to ease his pain. If you can set up regular weekly payments for what you can afford, please do so.

I've been speaking to dear Muayid for months now. He's a young father looking after his elderly parents and baby. He is suffering from unimaginable stress and threats of starvation and strikes near his home. He desperately needs funds for food and medicine that will cost him 1000aud WEEKLY.
GFM🔗⬇

Meme: a quirky hand-drawn cat beneath the script "AHEM - please don't give billionaires more of your money this holiday season - buy something cool and handmade from some fun weirdo instead & help them eat. Shop small, y'all." Image credit: "Small businesses need your support more than ever 💗 By Sugarhouse Ceramic Co."

Love this so much. 💜

FYI this is really happening and not just spooked horses in the barn. I got one of these DMs today. Report to BS and block. Don't click the link

french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article

illustrated book cover that reads "bowser + luigi are in love, so just try and stop me, n*intendo". bowser grips a swooning luigi in his meaty paw.

an illustration of bowser in shock that the princess peach he kidnapped is, in fact, a luigi in disguise with clever use of a face mask.

you know what it's been long enough. let's post the whole #bowuigi zine to the public

#bowser #luigi

you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”

Amazon just turned every single Ring camera into a potential ICE camera for sending your neighbors to concentration camps.

Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face” – Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

Aftonbladet's interview with Greta Thunberg is now available in English - it raises many serious questions, not least about the Swedish govt. effectively abandoning its citizens to torture because it doesn't agree with their politics. A thundering disgrace.
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

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