It was probably a big relief to a lot of people out there when they realized they’re not slobs, they’re just parents

Welcome to the club

What the what

this is fucking nuts:

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

These amateurs didn’t use Sudafed, do they even know about Reddit

“may have led to OD”

Well hang on now, let’s hear all the evidence

“Despite a clear end to the rebuild, this Jazz fan tries to temper expectations of fan engagement ahead of the 2026-2027 season”

Trump is Jesus? YouTube video by Brent Terhune

The legend @brentterhune.bsky.social does it again. Perfect execution 😂😂 youtube.com/shorts/WJ0bd...

A box of Frosted Go Blue Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts.

"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?"

"Of course."

"Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job."

The result:

Today in life under competitive authoritarianism 🇭🇺🇺🇸

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Donald Trump just demonstrated that the United States can have the most well-trained, well-equipped and highest-morale military in history, but still LOSE A WAR against a morally-loathsome, economic basketcase because of bad leadership and negligible strategic planning.

Trump was elected to wipe the trauma of the first black president from American history, a task which included scrapping the nuclear deal that had the US in a much better strategic position than before this needless, unconstitutional war of choice against Iran

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

777 9311 - Morris Day and the Time [written by Prince] (Pimps of Joytime Cover) YouTube video by Pimps of Joytime

Check this out youtu.be/zYvhzOy8VvM?...

We're 11 years in and people still do not know who this guy is smh

keep calling your assholes

202-224-3121

Trump is about to start a nuclear war. But a singer I've never heard of said something about the US being stolen land on awards show that I didn't watch. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Two hours left to live, what are you guys listening to?

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yeah I'd say so

""Lisa Murkowski has learned her lesson"

-by Susan Collins"

- @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

YES, THANK YOU

this is how civilized & democratic society works

Is China a more predictable partner?

Hahaha, thanks!

I was always more of a Kamilla Cardoso fan than Angel Reese or Caitlin Clark.