excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

the Powers That Be will not allow it unless Citizens United is overturned

batshit read

good to be back in 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

i heard distant crashing in my house: my cat is playing with a lax ball 😭

accidentally moved to the neighborhood of the man who harassed me on a shared-interest discord for a year and saw him from the bus stop the other day. thank god im still covid masking 🥸

i will never understand the jack antonoff haters

pov: u support an insurrection keystonenewsroom.com/2025/05/27/s...

is anyone elses natties stream deep fried

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

photo of an avocado stuck to a railing by a chewed piece of gum

wide shot of said avocado on the tail of the seattle mariners dugout

the avocado is now wearing a gatorade cup as a hat

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Proud of you, Canada 🇨🇦 and Australia 🇦🇺 with love from your American allies.

one thing about jalen hurts is he loves himself a little beret moment

message on a dating app from a random man: “I took 3 months off hinge. I return . Youre still here? how many rounds you gonna fall until someone drafts you sheduer sanders?

brutal out here

someone is playing the trumpet beautifully on my street at 10:42 at night #philly

whoever the PR person is for the eagles who pitched overshadowing visiting the WH with a trip to arlington natl ceremony is a sick genius and deserves a raise

damn i expect better :/

"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News

holy shit

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

manifesting this so hard

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

Sam Altman tweet: >be me > grind for a decade trying to help make superintelligence to cure cancer or whatever ›mostly no one cares for first 7.5 years, then for 2.5 years everyone hates you for everything ›wake up one day to hundreds of messages: "look i made you into a twink ghibli style haha"

Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit

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