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Posts by alyssa 😬

It honestly isn’t fair that I can’t just take all my ear innards out, soak them in a warm vinegar, Dawn, and water solution, scrub them with baking soda on a toothbrush, rinse them off, and then put them back in place again.

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My therapist’s therapist is named Skip, and I don’t like that at all. That is a sitcom name. I’m supposed to tell my trauma to someone who goes to Skip for support? C’mon.

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🤍🤍🤍

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The seasonal nature of things is wildly hard to remember when we’re in the middle of a season. This is so important. Thank you for sharing it 🤍

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This is beautiful, Laura. I love those reminders that God’s knowing and love are intimate and particular. You are seen, known, loved, and actively cared for. ❤️

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I’m tired of doom and memes about doom.

What have you been learning about God recently?

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Texts from me that say “they had a really good selection of balsamic vinegars at their house. Conservatives shouldn’t be allowed to have good balsamic vinegar.” A response that says “no they deserve distilled white vinegar only. Good balsamic is for us” and then me saying “amen”

Texts from me that say “they had a really good selection of balsamic vinegars at their house. Conservatives shouldn’t be allowed to have good balsamic vinegar.” A response that says “no they deserve distilled white vinegar only. Good balsamic is for us” and then me saying “amen”

Texting with a friend.

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Anyway, I hate you Healthnet WellCare — you’ve been destroying my life since January 8th and I wish nothing but the worst for you.

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You know what makes me angry? I’ll tell you:

When you login to your insurance webpage & try to find a new provider & it asks you to select which insurance plan you have. EXCUSE ME? I just made an account where I had to give you my member ID & now you’re pretending not to know my plan type?

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Thanks to everyone who encouraged me in this. I did it!

Two friends and I memorized Psalm 19. We had lunch to recite it to each other and celebrate yesterday!

I’m shocked to say it was easier than I expected, despite my lil brain lesion, and I love that those words are within me now.

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“The mountain is out today!”

“Wow the mountain is gorgeous today.”

“Look at the mountain!”

- conversation during every day with a cloud break in the Pacific Northwest

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I need a tutorial on how to keep a chair in your room without it always being covered in clothes. This is a deep mystery that I’m surprised the science community hasn’t spent more time investigating.

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Just ran into my therapist while walking down the street. Bless her. Running into a client on Father’s Day has got to be the stuff of a therapist’s nightmares.

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I want to grow up to be one of the little old ladies out there protesting.

Give me an oxygen tank, a cane, a heart for justice, and a hope and imagination for a better tomorrow.

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It’s so fun to just have occasional silliness! The world is heavy and hard enough as it is.

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Two years ago I was housesitting for my pastor and his fam and I hid 100 tiny pictures of myself in common areas of their house. Now I still continue to get random texts like this. Highly recommend.

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Obsessed

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I know it is grainy, but I just passed these two owls while I was on a walk 🥹 followed them from tree to tree for maybe thirty minutes. So incredible. Great horned owls, I think? I forced every passerby to look at them, too.

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Far too many migrated to Threads. Talk about mean thoughts… 😭

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Finally watched Severance and felt like I was sitting at a brutal IFS boardroom session.

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Praying, Holly!

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Totally. It feels like two thirds of the posts are just rage bait and people are lining up for it like a concert. Why?!!!

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Ableism doesn’t just go away when we become disabled (or face other health challenges). If that’s the reason, I’m just imagining all the internal shame and dis-integration he must be experiencing to have to lie to others and probably himself about his reality.

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It’s like Facebook meets twitter in a middle school cafeteria.

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I can’t believe we lost people to Threads. It’s awful over there.

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What are we all having for dinner tonight?

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Plus, physical buttons!!!

But good luck finding good ANC earbuds in this format. 🫠

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THIS is the ideal style for earbuds, but it is nearly impossible to find high quality ones in this format.

I don’t want $200 earbuds that I’ll lose in my pocket in ten minutes. I want to be able to lay them around my neck and take them on and off quickly for conversations w/out fear.

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We’re y’all not going to funerals every few weeks as a kid, or what? No wonder your sense of humor isn’t dark enough.

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My mother’s parents and father’s parents had all passed before my 14th birthday, so now as an adult 20+ years later, I’m absolutely shocked every time my friends lose their grandparents. How the heck do you still have those?? I thought those were a special childhood treat!

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