Dave. You seem like a nice person.

Would you tell me some thing lovely about your world, please?

My lovely thing today is my lemon tree is covered in blossom.

I’m not woo woo or kind. Just looking to not be such a tw*t.

Neither do I.

I was just being polite.

(It’s because you don’t know what you’re talking about. 🤭)

Not your definition, no.

Would you share your personal view?

Alan. I think this conversation is not really for you. You’ve really not got a grasp of how cutlery works.

Alan. You are not a well person.

Ah. But the fork tines only go in so far. But the knife is endless once it’s penetrated.

Yep. They look like normal eating irons.

As somebody who accidentally fell on to the dishwasher, trust me, the knives do a lot more damage than the forks. Pop them in handle up. I’m scarred for life. Luckily I was never a beauty.

You think turning a company from a $350 billion value to $4 trillion value is enshitifying it?

Share value from $13 to $273.

A $1,000 investment in Apple stock when Cook took over would be worth approximately $2.6 million today.

Your judgement is flawed.

Yep. We’re all still using the iPhone 4 and Samsung Galaxy S II.

Nothing has changed. Nothing.

Also it’s very curable and it doesn’t manifest in the way you describe.

Oh. Had not has. Stupid fingers.

Hmmmm. It’s simply not possible to rule it out. It is believed they used it as a signal to others that they were up for a dalliance and has the STD of the day. But what is 100% certain is that it is not posh to stick your pinky up.

That’s nothing to do with posh. It’s standards.

Tell that to a samurai warrior. 😊

What about normal ‘eating dinner’ knives? You surely don’t eat food with a butter knife.

Pinky out was used to denote you had syphilis. Not that you were posh.

Why not wash yesterday’s clothes the next morning - 15 mins wash. Hang them out. Fetch them in. It is the tiniest of jobs that way.

You’re so right. Her views frighten me. They’re vile.

You use the same hinge mechanism, just switch holes.

I’ve just double checked the two freezers and four fridges in my own house.

Oh lovely. Thanks for posting.

I stopped watching F1 the day he died.

What about Olly Reeder?

Snigger.

Not what he said. He said they are held to a higher standard. And we know this to be true. If we read any media at all.

Sounds absolutely divine. The Peak District is gorgeous. I’m so glad you live somewhere beautiful.

Thank you. It is idyllic. Chickens, veg garden, swimming pool, our own wine and olive oil.

But no deliveries of any kind. No bin collection. Miles to any local service.

What about you? Please tell me something lovely about your world.

Was just being a bit silly.

But I do live on the top of a mountain on an island in the Med, surrounded by vineyards, in a house that’s not waterproof and I’m perilously close to the Middle East.

Nothing is perfect. 😊 x

This woman in a big, black BMW cut me up in the car park so I noticed her and her kids. Saw them frequently as we made our way round the supermarket. Everything in her trolly was from the ‘value’ range. She swanked in that stupid car but fed them crap. That’s insanity.

You’re joking? It takes no more than 20 mins to make good food.

And no where near as much money.

Buy seasonal food.

Why buy a house so close to another one? Surely best to have a couple of acres around you?

I’m so sorry for you, your buddy and his family. X