biting my hand i cant buy it i cant

My review of "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie". Watch below:

i wonder how many “thing everyone really wants but it’s actually a fake announcement” “””jokes””” im going to see
i really hate april fools man

burger(s)

Hey guys :)

When they legally and "through the correct channels" legislate away your right to call them out, what will you do? What will you do when your nonviolent vote + hold signs methods reach their obvious limits? What will you do when you aren't allowed even that much? They view liberals as "Antifa", too.

a dragon never forgets

Just remember. You are always one dragon away.

everywhere for those with eyes to see...

7 bears

eepy dragon!!

Press the arrow keys to make me shake my little white ass

I talk too much shit for someone who can’t even choose the mean option in video games

wide...!

I beg “No Kings” Americans to discuss a general strike.

Break your economy. You can’t be serious about ending this regime while you keep spending disposable income and propping up the economy as a consumer.

You wanna break it? Stop buying new things. Repair things. Buy used. Don’t eat at chains.

Recently, Fangamer asked me to make a post in Japanese regarding the translation of OFF. Well...in the responses to that post, I noticed some frustration from Latin American fans. Let me address a few of those issues now. 1. There is an officially licensed UNDERTALE concert series that unfortunately has no shows planned in Latin America. I did retweet its schedule on request, but I have hardly any involvement with the concert series and no input on where they perform. But, the organizers have heard the enthusiasm from Latin America, and I personally think it would be great to have performances there. I hope it works out! 2. Fangamer’s shipping costs to Latin America are prohibitively expensive. As just one of Fangamer’s clients, I am aware of this problem and I’ve asked them about possible solutions before. I think it would be amazing if they could find affordable shipping to Latin America (and other affected regions), but they have expressed that it’s a huge logistical hurdle. The other shipping methods they’ve tried had a lost package rate of over 50%… Still, I think Fangamer is interested in finding solutions, so I hope that we can figure out some way to get affordable merch to Latin American fans. Fangamer is very easy to work with and truly passionate about the things they make. I really trust them and would prefer to collaborate exclusively with them on merch.

3. Unfortunately, there are no translations for UNDERTALE into other languages besides Japanese. That includes Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese, but also every other language – Chinese, Korean, Russian, French, German, Italian, and more. I know it sucks that there are no other official translations for UNDERTALE. But I want to make it clear that this isn’t because I have a grudge against other countries. It’s because, if I release something official, I want it to match my vision. I was only able to do this for the Japanese version because I know Japanese myself, and I worked very closely with our brilliant translator to thoroughly check the text. I am not against official translations for other languages if we could make it work the same way… In the past I have looked into various options with my publisher, 8-4, but nothing has come of that yet. Maybe I should try a different approach. I’m very happy that there are unofficial translations on PC. Considering I don’t understand other languages, letting fans interpret the game without the burden of being “officially” perfect is amazingly helpful. As for DELTARUNE, it’s just not feasible from a development standpoint to support other languages right now, since it would make the game take longer to come out... --- I’m honored to have many fans across the world, and of course that means Latin America too. I don’t want anyone to feel left out. I’m sorry if my silence made me seem like I was ignoring anyone.

A message for my fans in Latin America.

(plain text is in the image alt-text if you need it for translation.)

i gotta get fat man

Porn is bad satire post

thank you,,,,, :D

a sunny and vibrant scene of lujo the inflatable devil/dragon thing is lounging on the beach atop a striped blanked, sunglasses in paw and a suntan bottle beside it. it is presenting its inflatable butt and tail with a devious smile

long overdue commission for @/frengers.toys

Ohhh that is so dragons

Wonderful icon by @mackoolzie.bsky.social

sorry your new starfox game is going to be a breath of the wild. yeah we already talked about it with shigeru. yeah open world and everything. you collect slippy's favorite magazine issues and peppy lets you swap out your arwings stats but not max out both stats. falco marries a woman.

much better :)

bad

me in 2000: how could "ancient machines" in this story be better than modern machines?? they'd have better technology, knowledge and resources in the modern era due to globalization!!

me in 2026: oh.

birthday...

Airport bound? ICE is assisting TSA, and border checks are up. Don't wipe your phone—it's a red flag 🚩

1️⃣ Android: Power off, boot up, don't unlock, switch to Guest Mode.

2️⃣ iOS: Disable Face ID to force Passcode (5th Amdt protected).

Step-by-step guides attached 👇🏾

My big fuckoff tail