Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

You mean “oh brother where art thou” but set 1000 miles north?

Ok ML folks, time for some true curve-fitting. Guess the peak! Installed yesterday, relatively similar weather. Blue bars are today, line is yesterday.

Brave sir Robin that shit and nope right out

Posting this on twitter, threads, bluesky, and t2.social as an experiment. Best attempt at latte art yet! Been doing this for a month:

Rosé is just white mixed with red

This is from the product we're building at DAGWorks (dagworks.io). Works well with hamilton (github.com/dagworks-inc/hamilton).

Is anyone here a nerd about DAG visualization? On the bird app they're all VCs and don't care about anything interesting. Wanted to share something I thought was beautiful...

Birdwatching is for nerds. Real men watch birds.txt.

Lol I think I read 600 stupid things

Credit card points be like “you spend so much money that here’s some money just so you’ll end up spending more”

Just give a gambling addict more chips now won’t you…

LMAO -- that's a good one. Works on multiple levels too.

Also shameless self-plug of the open-source library my company is built around: (github.com/dagworks-inc/hamilton) -- meant to make your pipelines *not* look like that).

So many jokes I could make about this but I think I’ll just leave it here 😂

Names of places in foreign countries are something else

It’s a real good thing that the rain warning was there to cancel out the forest fire risk…

What, you’re gonna tell me some people lost their dignity as well?

That’s just a secret code from the poor Twitter employee who has to work for Elon…

Therapist: you should have seen the xml tag that came through the other day…

Someone just referred to Twitter as $8chan and I cannot top that.

Strange request to the bluesky fam — my dad’s is the finalist, and I actually think his is the best. “So you think inflation is a good thing?” Plz vote ❤️ https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#finalists

🎶
we want the juice
give up the juice
we need the juice
gotta get that the juice
🎶

“Always has been”

Yeah she’s just gonna come back as “Miley” I’ve seen this one before

“I am your grandfather” has to be the lamest moment in fantasy/sci-fi cinematic history. Ironic, considering perhaps the second best moment ever is “I am your father”

(Its rampant and extremely unpleasant misogyny is a perfectly valid answer too)

Purple. Man my 10 y/o self couldn’t think about anything but those Mac’s.

Also since some people are liking this post, let it be known that I am currently observing revenge of the 6th

Wow, 4 (maybe 5) out of 8 ports are still relevant… 25 years later!! I love those machines.

And you may find yourself on a beautiful throne
With a beautiful crown
And you may ask yourself