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My dog had the bright idea today to eat an entire bag of her joint supplements.

I’ve seen things.
Been through things.

Smelly things.

Platonic friendships are the fucking best, man. I love my best friends so much I can’t stand it.

Thinking about how the last time I tried Zepbound, my doctor sat with me and said gently, “I care about your *health.* and feeling like shit constantly and being anxious every time you eat? That’s not healthy. There’s so much more than weight, and everything looks great. Let’s stop those meds.”

Had a rough go of it earlier with Baby Bat and some not so great parenting moments. We talked it out and I apologized and we snuggled after, but the mom guilt has been eating me alive… Like a little anxiety blanket, she just climbed on top of me to sleep like a baby against my chest. Brb sobbing

Happy birthday CJ!!

Dating me is like getting a mega family bundle because I’m a package deal with a husband, children, pets, and three best friends who will essentially adopt you as a sibling

SWTOR couple art commission for TheFemBat_ on Twitter/X

#Art #StarWars #SWTOR #ArtCommissions

I miss him so much. The most sweetest most handsomest boy ever

Baby Bat just refused to eat a poptart because she doesn’t like how the icing topping is shaped.

So she went to the pantry, opened another pack, examined it thoroughly, muttered, “Yess…. I like how this is shaped.” And then zoidberg ran back out to eat it.

No, no neurodivergence there at all.

“I just want one heal”
“Gg no heal”

I CAN’T HEAL YOU, DPS, IF YOU’RE FIVE MILES AWAY, AROUND THE CORNER, DIVING ENEMY LINES. I AM TRYING TO KEEP OUR TANK ALIVE ON POINT.

I CAN’T HEAL YOU, DPS, IF YOU’RE BREAKING LOS AND FLYING. MY SLOW ASS CANNOT KEEP UP.

IF YOU WANT ME UP YOUR ASS, STAY ON POINT

Hey so like

When I said I wished my kids could grow up in the world I did, but with the more progressive values of today… I meant like those nostalgic vids from the 90s. I uh, I didn’t mean war.

My bad, should have been more specific.

Boyfriend’s favorite Dragon Age character is Varric.

He hasn’t finished Veilguard yet.

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Actual footage of me watching my boyfriend play any video game ever

Especially shooters

Why is that so hot

Send help

No it was valid I have a sore throat and ate ghost pepper chicken sandwich

If I was his peace, I wouldn’t get messages like this, and then what fun would I have

Bro I’m so bad at Fortnite that Mini Bat took over for me to duo with @adrastosdasilva.bsky.social and put him out of my misery 😭😭

It's definitely been a solid reminder that "This person is good. They are flawed, they are human, and they are good." and the pain of the breakup struggles to twist it into anything other than that when we're able to just talk and exist as friends again.

I’ve been casually seeing two people and one of them is 5hrs ahead of me and the other is 3hrs behind me this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever

And I’ll have you know that the playlist was only 1hr 57 mins. The other 2 hrs have been a horrible field trip we took ourselves on, Mr. Let Me Play Both Versions Of Bloodsport Back To Back

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It might be a secret level of hell to be able to be friends with an ex, actually. I’m so thankful for the time we get to spend, but my heart breaks a bit every time. He’s still my person… But he’s not.

also his name is Jerry and he's on a lot of their merch

I'M SORRY I WAS TOO MAD ABOUT IT

Sleep Token - Blood Sport (from the room below) YouTube video by SleepTokenVEVO

What's that? You want the music video? Okay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAO...

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Hey @fowlflamingo.bsky.social how you doing over there im not crying you're crying

Still have to touch it up some but that’s a problem for later me when Mr. Bat is home lol

After talking about it for years I finally just shaved my head holy shit

The biggest complaint I get from others is that I’m bad at communicating and reaching out first, and they are so entirely correct.

I am literally an NPC and I do not exist until you need to talk to me, I am sorry.

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