If it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger.

The Iranian War is going so badly that Donald Trump is releasing the correctly redacted Epstein Files as a distraction.

Joanne Shoenbuchner

It was a particularly small egg.

Luv my guv @governorwalz.mn.gov

I never thought about meals fighting each other.

WH job requirements stated ”You must have experience in at least three of these to qualify.”

Tequila is the nickname of Lindsey’s top.

Hegseth will be reading his favorite verse too. Jules 4:19 - “Touching his wife’s feet, and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark.”

I hear the Hans Grouper is to die for.

UBI would be terrific, and since it could only be funded through proper taxation (corporate and high-income/worth individuals), I’m all for it.

Since these funding mechanisms are from the same people who “own” today’s government officials, I doubt it would ever happen.

We're like the Goonies, except our story tracks logically and has a chance of holding up to objective critical scrutiny.

I’d love to listen for myself but then I’d have to hear this Nazi bastard’s voice.

Steve Guttenberg broke into elderly couple's home and carried them out during Palisades fire Steve Guttenberg's tales of heroics during the 2025 Palisades fire continue, as the 'Police Academy' star opens up about breaking into an elderly couple's home and carrying them out during the blaze.

Steve Guttenberg has some pretty big gagoos.

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Cheerlead yourself: you go girl

I’m in month 11 of 12 of Dialectical Behavior Therapy, and last week we learned about how to practice self-encouragement.

All I could think of was feeling shame after Abed tells me “you just go-girled yourself.”

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Trump still thinks asylum seekers are people coming to America from insane asylums. Fucking moron.

My family did the series when it first aired & my daughter has done a few rewatches, but I’m the only one who has done the entire series every year. I did an extra run when I was hospitalized for 6 weeks a few years back, and when recovering from surgery last year.

Community is the best Deandicine.

I'm a completist.

Stephen Tobolowski guesting on Community

Foosball was full?

I hate Phil Collins but this is a great pun.

I bet your wife was, then and now, a vision in hyper color and hammer pants.

Congrats!

Dan mintz

Sounds like conservative logic to me.

Paddington bear and Snake Plisskin

A headline I never imagined seeing.

Made me laugh.

From the moment I saw this, I believed…that the baseball cap says “pedophile.”

For all you white, non-college Trump voters, a negative swing is when a number is less than before.

Like how much less we have now after paying bills because of the Inflator-in-Chief.

Screenshot showing white supremacist and all around asshole David Duke blocking me on Twitter.

I was very proud when years ago David Duke blocked me on Twitter for calling him a cuck.

He is such a huge ass that Elon Musk never lifted his lifetime ban. That says something, or maybe Elon doesn’t want the competition in the “biggest white supremacist loser of the year” award.

You’d think trump would be pro-catholic given all the pedophilia.