I just typed “T-shirt and jeams” and am revolted in a way I cannot fully express.

KP is an actual wizard. Go grab a slot.

The recent progress on assisted dying in the UK means that terminally ill people may finally have some say over how and where they die.

On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.

Two can play at this game, @kp11studios.bsky.social

Wow. Crazy that they couldn’t make *any* arrests.

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To all those making the trip to Philadèlphia #PAXU…

Just had to type the words “soft knees”, and IIIII didn’t like it. Still don’t.

Am trying out a neat social mechanic for my current PCs who have just arrived in a new town:

Some residents are excited by outsiders, and some are inherently suspicious- for every persuasion roll I’m having them roll 2d20, but only I know if that’s at advantage or disadvantage.

#dnd #ttrpg

‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ but all the muppets are played by smaller muppets on the original muppets’ hands, all except Scrooge who is played by Kermit.

Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet.

Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.

Genuine question:

Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable?

You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?

You need help, KP. There are people around you who want to help you, but you have to let them.

I have now seen around seven different ads for ‘A Real Pain’, and I still can’t tell if these are clips from the movie or just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin talking.

#arealpain

Allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of ‘ceilings’…

Inside me are two wolves.

Thanksgiving Dinner was
Messed.
Up.

…and we all agree the good one iiiiiiiiiis…?

And we’ll NEVER let this apartment get as gross as the last one…

Luckily for him, the D&D community has NEVER risen up en masse when confronted with late-stage capitalist attempts to change the way the game is played…

“Tell me about a time you dealt with intense pressure, using an I-statement.”

[Flips over chair and starts hacking at floor]”

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YES, WARCHIEF?

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we fused with in a hideous gelatinous mass of chitin and sinew, screaming our piteous insanity to mad and unfeeling gods along the way.

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Uh…

Ollö.

A mirror.

Happy Turkey Day, America! 🇹🇷

It’s almost as if having to actively dodge fascist bullshit, crypto ads, and videos of fights after car crashes wasn’t super fun for me.

So much joy ahead of you, congratulations.

“This week on Serial: a man founds an empire by refusing to drive…”