Happy National Indigenous Peoples Day

I call bullshit.

Invisibility spell:

1. Get a plain white T-shirt
2. Using a Sharpie, write “Epstein Client List” on shirt
3. Put on shirt, and you will be rendered nonexistent to all elected Republicans

This could be a general sentiment or about someone in particular. Either way, FUCK EM!!!

Type O Negative sounds like Faith No More writing a suicide note.

You’re family. Nuff said. 😁

In lieu of watching Trump's masturbatory parade spectacle, @comfortscientist.bsky.social and I are getting caught up on The Righteous Gemstones.

We'd only watched the first three episodes of this season! And hey, at least these narcissistic jackasses are funny. 😂

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

LMFAO one of the funniest things about the Trump vs Musk beef is watching manosphere influencers try to put a "masculine" spin on two fucking man-babies.

It's hilariously pathetic. 😂

I promise, you'll be glad to have stumbled across this thread tonight.

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Genesis - Illegal Alien (Official Audio) YouTube video by Genesis

So, I heard Steve Bannon's saying Elon Musk is an "illegal alien," and should be deported.

@impossiblybossy.bsky.social said “I guess Trump got Steve in the divorce?”

The Tesla Cyber Truck looks like The Luxor casino’s emo son.

Just wait: he’s going to try and get his birthday declared a national holiday.

a man is surrounded by women and says `` it wasn 't me . '' ALT: a man is surrounded by women and says `` it wasn 't me . ''

Jeff Bezos pumps millions into Trump’s campaign, and doesn’t allow his media conglomerate to be the least bit critical of Trump. But when the tariffs TRUMP put into effect causes the prices of products sold by his company to significantly increase…

Radiohead’s discography is the soundtrack of dystopia.

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain

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The wrong way to commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Great Depression is starting a new one.

"Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes." -Daphne Caruana Galizia

Sen. Cory Booker broke the record for longest speech on the Senate floor: 25 hrs 5 mins.

Strom Thurmond no longer holds the record - a record borne of hate. Today, that record was broken with love.

Senator Booker, thank you.

Today was the first time in the longest time that got witness American history that didn’t absolutely horrifying. Shouts out to @booker.senate.gov

Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.

Blazing your own path for the W

👏👏👏👏👏

Mar-A-Lago Uber Alles.

Oh, how very true.

Let's examine some of this hypocrisy, shall we?

Meet Mike Waltz. He's the U.S. National Security Advisor.

Join me in this thread. Come along, shall we? ☺️

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Both sides were loudly protesting. But only one side was forced to leave the #SOTU for disruptive protests.

I wonder why that is? Especially coming from the political party that claim to be "free speech absolutists," anti "government overreach," etc.

Rep. Al Green was just made to leave the chamber because he was protesting the #SOTU.

Read that again. A US Congressman was engaged in his Constitutionally protected right to freedom of speech, freedom of protest, & petition the government for redress of grievances.

THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

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Donald J. Trump is not the problem; he's borne of the problem. Should he no longer exist, the problem would, still.

In life, there's illness, and there's symptoms. We, as a society, are the infection. Donald Trump is the pus.

"The Paradoxical Commandments"
-Kent M. Keith, 1968
#MondayMotivation
#QOTD

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

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Opinions like Branson's are, frankly, performative BS.

"I was willing to give this new US administration the benefit of the doubt, particularly on foreign policy and the war in Ukraine."

This sentence makes no sense to me. Trump made his stance quite clear before the election.

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