Thanks!

Focaccia spread with ramp butter and topped with sliced hardboiled egg and sliced radishes

Sliced egg, sliced radish, ramp butter on homemade sourdough discard focaccia.

🍽️🥚🍞🧈 #homecooking #cookingsky

I was not displeased! Now bring on the asparagus.

fistful o' ramps

fettuccine with ramps & clams

Ramps! Ramps & clams! Spring is here.

🍽️ #homecooking #cookingsky

fish with steamed greens

A simple, gentle meal for an edgy night. Hake with stir-fried pea shoots and spinach, somewhere between sauteed and steamed.

🍽️🐟🥬

I felt sorry for the reporter, having to write this useless drivel. But not that sorry, because she chose this.

Clown school dropout.

Alien. Oh, wait.

Gonna make a "woman seeking kangaroo" dating profile.

Thank you for your support! 😂I think all we've got so far is a menorah and a star of David. Need latkes! dreidels! All that stuff.

But we'll never know.

Still mad at Gore for conceding.

matzoh brei topped with sour cream

It's high time for brei time!

Also, we need a matzoh emoji stat.

🍽️🥚 #homecooking #cookingsky #passover2026

#nokings Manhattan came out today.

Just waved to our plumber on the street. He probably didn’t recognize me.

Overheard on 2nd Avenue:

Young woman: I went on a date with a guy - I’m pretty sure he was gay.

Friend: Did he pay?

Young woman: Yeah.

Friend: So what’s the problem?

an image promoting the No Kings march on 3/28/2026

We march against war, corruption, masked thugs in the streets, against assaults on our schools and our medical facilities and our body autonomy and our constitutional rights, and against the criminally narcissistic (and also just criminal) idiot in charge of all of it.

No Kings. See you there.

They’re pretty similar. Cioppino if I have fresh fennel, bouillabaisse if I have saffron.

Allow me to qualify: hot soup season.

A bowl of bouillabaisse and a slice of focaccia.

Saying goodbye to soup season with a nice bouillabaisse.

#cookingsky #homecooking

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Nope. And yesterday, there was an incident at Marymount - gonna dm you about this.

Uh oh. It makes perfect sense to me. I have been absorbed. Save yourself.

In other news, I just got THIS email, from Manhattan University: "Come learn how to make a narrative film with AI! We'll watch curated tutorials, share tips and tricks, and EAT JUNK FOOD."

ISO a reason to call someone a fungi-eating moss mite.

a tuxedo cat sitting on a couch

This Caturday feels like spring!

🐈‍⬛ #laszlothewondercat #catsky

Sorrel sprouting

Tarragon sprouting

Signs of life on the balcony.

#Gardening 🌱

I am not qualified to answer, having never even taken a business course, let alone taught one, and I have the bank account to prove it.

This modern world!

I can’t even.

What not to say to your professor over email: “I’m not going to be in class tomorrow. Are we doing anything important?”

What not to say to your professor during class, after being asked to present your homework assignment: “I was absent last week. Can you go over what we did?”

#academicsky

And here I thought it was just gonna be a poorly-written sentence. Mais non!