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Posts by Ilyon

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Roguary! Our challenge to beat every roguelike I own, or my community sends to me - Session 45 is up now! Back to attempting to clear Dungeonmans!
Twitch.tv/Ilyon_

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Go to status.bsky.app for a funny gag

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horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

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ilyon_ - vagina ghost ate me Watch ilyon_'s clip titled

I think I love this game

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ilyon_ - this version has an even funnier moat prank???!!@ Watch ilyon_'s clip titled

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Checking out Infograme's 1989 RPG Drakkhen for DOScider - Ranking of DOS games!
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Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

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A pastel blue and purple floppy disk in a pixel art style.

A pastel blue and purple floppy disk in a pixel art style.

12 pastel blue and purple floppy disks in a pixel art style.

12 pastel blue and purple floppy disks in a pixel art style.

Floppy Disk Geocities style wallpaper commission for @ilyon.bsky.social
Original #pixelart 64x64 pixels
I post all of my art on my Web Zone on the World Wide Web at boyks.neocities.org

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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Nice to get out again after a two week break for a foot injury.

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It's Him. The ultimate top

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Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Page from Moon Child storyboards for cinematic videos surrounding the CD-ROM version of the game.

Back in the mid-1990s, I made all Moon Child's graphics using DPaint on an Amiga, but I wasn't skilled in 3D creation yet. So I designed and printed a storyboard template, drew storyboards with pencil and directed 3D animators to realize cinematic videos that surround the game in the CD-ROM version.

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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Portrait of Charlie Kirk: "Charlie Kirk Remains Silent About The Ongoing War In Iran"

Portrait of Charlie Kirk: "Charlie Kirk Remains Silent About The Ongoing War In Iran"

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a man and a woman are dancing on a stage with the words collaboration is cool behind them . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage with the words collaboration is cool behind them .

Showing off a game that defines me perfectly: little and roguelike! A Little Physics Roguelike precedes our highly anticipated event: Soulink Randomizer Nuzlocke with @eviesylkas.vtubers.social 🙂

www.twitch.tv/eviesylkas
www.twitch.tv/propokenoob

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BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

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I would never step on a rake on the ground.

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"a" rake, no. "Many" rakes... Yes...

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CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE

I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes
It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too
If only I knew how good your portfolio is
Your Obama impression is so spot on!
Your reddit account name really would make a great band name!
I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted
I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

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Annyong kept me in bed this morning by demanding he sleep in my cupped hand. This is not scritches, he was snoring

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that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

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Re-learning CSS and HTML for a personal Neocities website and I'm figuring out how good I need to be to make it all look really bad (but work well)

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"Tumblr is down today, guess I'll pack up everything and go to 8chan."

What? How is that remotely on the table?

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Episode 262 - Jr. Detective Agency | Ruff Cuts It's time to return to tradition with a thrift store find that says "kids+dog= Big adventure". Filmmakers don't math well.

Episode 262 - Jr. Detective Agency is now available for everyone! Join us for a thrift store find that guarantees that "kids+dog=big adventure"

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It's extra funny getting two of these a day from tiny indie studios/PR firms.

I feel bad for the people suckered into running on this hamster wheel.

It's PR companies viewing creatives that can promote their work as "assets" and not "people".

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