The mighty M11 bus taking passengers down 9th Avenue during the blizzard this morning in Manhattan.

Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say

Nobody is above the paw

Hahaaah sorry
It really is

Ahhh thanks for listening!!

So there’s a person in my neighborhood named Claudia T who’s clearly freakin sick as hell 😎

Roy Ayers, whose 'Everybody Loves The Sunshine' charmed generations, dies at 84 The vibraphonist, composer and jazz-funk pioneer helped inspire the neo-soul movement, and his best-known song was sampled over 100 times.

The vibraphonist, composer and jazz-funk pioneer helped inspire the neo-soul movement, and his best-known song was sampled over 100 times.

Power of suggestion is something fierce I guess 📎

@karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com talked about Clippy so much on the Pivot Podcast I wrote a show about him saving the world!:

something helping 'me' through this insane time is listening to quirky+weird little songs from 50s/60's when record execs were so drunk/high they said yes to all sorts of weird little tunes

I need to talk about Paradise/that season finale....

Skype is shutting down after 22 years....which is 22 years later than the first time it shut itself down without me asking

drink a mint julep for me pleaseeeee

Being in your 30's is great...I have a hangover just from eating pasta after 8pm and going to bed past 11

A Level of Charisma that i'm not sure can be taught!! I need to see Eleanor the Great

My Oscars party is in a heated conversation about the beauty of Halle Berry's neck #Oscars

We need June Squib on Broadway NOW #oscars

i love that there is no microphone in the world that can handle Conan O'Brien's dynamic range

I had a dream last night that could buy lil dimples online

The closest thing New York City has to Puxtahawnee Phil is couples breaking up outside...I just saw two in a row so we only have six more weeks of winter

What I'm saying is we need to stop playing nice with these fascistic bullies because the more inches we give them... the more yards they're gonna seize.

one day, our entire family hit a breaking point with him and ceased contact. It's awkward to this day.

I had a neighbor growing up who wouldn't stop commenting about my weight every time we allowed them over to our yearly holiday party..

Trump is so freaking exhausting it's like that Aunt/Uncle at Thanksgiving whose last remark you're still recovering from and they've already hit you with the next one

sounds like we're gonna need to clap for the postal service again and i'm here for it #usps

Please let Paul Blart be the new James Bond for just one film

one perk of having uncle energy is a random person just walked into my office and used my microwave knowing I'd say yes

my dog fucking hates it when I sneeze

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Feels weird to plug anything while our government implodes but come see me Rap as a Paperclip this Wednesday night in Dumbo Brooklyn

if you wanna know what New York City in January is like... just know that i woke up 4am and sneezed for 5 minutes straight then fell back asleep