that baba made me feel funny! i donβt really remember what happened last nightβ¦
Posts by java vulnerable mutt
mall outing
in terms of actual kids shows i watched though.... i had a soft spot for uh. blue's clues. and thomas the tank engine. i was (still am?) a train kid! oh and to satisfy the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission Act i Did Not Hate toopy and binoo (s1e6 altered my life. iykyk)
i still haven't made a pinned post??
hi! i'm java! i'm a dog (shiba inu) and i live in the computer where i mostly just play video games and draw/look at furries (talking to them is still kinda scary ;w;)
if you wanna imagine me you can refer to the image below! i'll make a ref sheet Soonβ’ i swear
plushy rapidly approaching your location
this happened in one of my worlds and i headcanoned it as being caused by temporal instability to cope
this is why i run a patched/pirated copy. yeah i almost certainly have infected my system with a regression virus but i think itβs worth not getting these notices
Middlespace in a nutshell
i'm so glad the universal perception of this guy is that he likes diapers
leaked through my bunnyhopps so bad i had to call a technical timeout call that shit too much for zblock
so im thinking, like, obviously we pick harlowe for our first run, right? like clearly shes the coolest here.
"stop picking up new games and play isaac"
wh- buddy? you fall out of a.. time rift from 2015? we do things a little differently around here nowaday- MODS check his message history actually
Matt's soft purring can be very relaxing...
Commission for Farfalle
#art
It's 1am what am I doing
is it weird this doesn't sound unappealing??
my cursive kinda sucks i could do with the neuroplasticity and some guidance
give them a pat, a blanket, and a plushy!! but also how did you get into my house that door was locked? (and my diapers are sooo well hidden so how did you find them??)
We'll looks like you had another sticky mess so you're gonna have to another week. Huh, giant plushies? Constantly teasing you until you cum and you're unable to do about it because of the straitjacket? What? Its just a regular cell! Anyway, see you in the morning!
For ANON
shiib friend!!!
Underrated idea: A middle that's a little. 14 years old and sneaking pacifiers, secretly kissing plushies goodnight
How to keep your middlespacer in line
Swear Jars
Timeout corner/stairs
No pants time
Taking off the lock off their door
Taking away their cool clothes
Switching their medical diapers for baby printed ones
Parental lock on laptops/phones
what are you doing posting about it here?? challenge them to a duel and settle it on the battlefield
most people don't know this but your age is actually stored as an unsigned byte and if you do a frame perfect trick while regressing you can underflow it to 255 and instantly die of old age
oh thatβs easy iβve practiced this so much @w@
ok it's on... now what?? don't tell me i have to program this thing myself
bonus funny pins :3
stuff i got from vancoufur arranged in a style reminiscent of a Toronto Police Service Guns Seized post
#offthestreets this week
s making me talk like a puppy!! even my voice sounds all different apparently
alcohol is so yucky aa why do grown ups like this s hit
i went to my first ever little panel!! and i played bingo! and coloured with crayons on a big play mat with other littles! and got a bunch of cool stuff and even more diapers that iβm now gonna have to wear?? ;w;
i was not expecting to come out of this convention diaper positive..
a microwave (a pink rain world lizard plushy is inside)
a rotary telephone
wondrous technology available at vancoufur. the kind of futuristic innovation my rural hometown could only dream of