Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

lmao "correct answer", more like corporate boot licking answer.

We all see it.
Wish they would take admit it to themselves and do better.

like 70?

só torce pra não vir a colono

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

menos liberais na minha timeline, bsky, por favor!

just cheking, are you still a billionaire?

sakamoto days é muito ruim, ta loco

"board game publishers always lie about their play times"

some of you motherfuckers take a full minute to move a single meeple

Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.

Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY! Game: PET DOG? *Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK Pervis: DO IT

Orange and white cat stretching smugly. His behavior report is 100% good.

Behaviores Report: yah, 100% goode!

Ao contrário dos homens Alpha, nós Alpha whores somos gostosas

galera eu to sentindo algo dentro de mim, eu acho que são crimes. eu acho que eu vou cometer crimes. tem alguns politicos que precisam de cocô no jardim deles e outros que precisam do tratamento mussolini, eu estou sentindo crimes dentro de mim

Enquanto candidatos de direita pregam extermínio de pessoas trans, os candidatos da esquerda não fazem nada. Morrem de medo de falar em nosso nome.

meu nome de pet é melhor que o de voces #genshinimpact #genshin

Sorry, everyone, but looks like I'm going to be very busy for the rest of the day. 😘🔥