Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I did know her. That is, our paths did cross… at sküle

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Hear me out: Taco Thursday for Thanksgiving Day

the questions is always “what do you want for christmas?” but never “what do you want for the annual happy honda days sales event?” 🎄

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach -The Onion

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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mental health break? you bet it did

Oh man, this I get

good morning from this sleepy guy 🥹🫶

Any movie I watch got 10 minutes to impress me or I'm turning that sht off

exactly

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”

Who made this? Ahahaha

Still one of the funniest moments in #RHOP history 😭 It was so unexpected!

Outback Steakhouse food scientists creating the Blooming Onion:

I use to be able to jump from one social media platform to another with no problem chileee now I’m in the settings trying to see what different buttons do