Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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I did know her. That is, our paths did crossโฆ at skรผle
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
At my funeral thereโll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
Hear me out: Taco Thursday for Thanksgiving Day
the questions is always โwhat do you want for christmas?โ but never โwhat do you want for the annual happy honda days sales event?โ ๐
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach -The Onion
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
mental health break? you bet it did
Oh man, this I get
good morning from this sleepy guy ๐ฅน๐ซถ
Any movie I watch got 10 minutes to impress me or I'm turning that sht off
exactly
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled โMarcoโ and โPolio.โ
Who made this? Ahahaha
Still one of the funniest moments in #RHOP history ๐ญ It was so unexpected!
Outback Steakhouse food scientists creating the Blooming Onion:
I use to be able to jump from one social media platform to another with no problem chileee now Iโm in the settings trying to see what different buttons do