Liquid Glass dick-pics. That is all.

You just gotta ask the right questions

Pretty much sums up this little experiment

It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.

Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame

For anyone who needs this gif tonight

Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.

Jesus in my attic is the name of my new strip mall church. Plz send donations (money not cum)

Is this the guy that invented the monkey anus NFT?

Everything’s an ass if you look at it long enough

I’m not at 5 but if it’s like 3 they’re happy with a box and a $5 cake with sparklers.

Great tweet. This tweet makes America great.

The cybertruck is missing the dog shit that should be smeared into it, otherwise no notes.

It’s the Pixar movie character their too scared to make

What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your vacation

It’s all fun and games until the AI can’t fix the bug and then it’s a bad vibe

[Runs towards you with a Pheasant in its mouth gleefully]

Do we know if the mattress consented?

They will live a way better life in Mexico with better healthcare and a country that won’t see them as the enemy.

[paprikapapi entered the chat]

Is it better than GrapeAnus ™️?

Finally this is actually gods work not pretend shit.

Who did it vote for?

the intern baby cfo gets no prenatal leave. Not in this economy

Good tweet

I’m judging when I’m asleep

We have a word in the U.K. which i think needs to be a Bigger part of the US lexicon to discribe people who are a pedo/rapist - nonce. And here’s another nonce and who the fuck is supprised that this nonce rapes innocent children like a nonce.

Just another cybertruck with a shitty skin crashed did it?

So Burger King is good orrrrr?

Sound track by Randy Newman

This came up on my feed yesterday. The algorithm is wild. Also I ate these as a kid and they taste like ass water.