🎵It’s a wonderful day for pieee🎵

Gonna be saying “according to the zackpedia… this is goodbye” in my final moments

Zackpedia almost feels the same as “Go Team Venture!” for me in that it’s really stupid and clunky and cheesy but it loops back around to being endearing

Zackpedia is just really funny that lil man does NOT play about his free encyclopedia that anyone can edit

Yeah honestly they’re pretty fine. I riff on zackpedia a lot but i genuinely like how zack gets a little more focus in this game. He didn’t really have any focus in sf1 so having a chapter where you get to learn about his insecurities is nice

Turns out the ultimate trick to get followers on bluesky is to say “ASS” loud enough like you’re the angry video game nerd

Ebirah, Horror of the Deep

We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room.

It’s also just really fucking lame? Like just call it a butt or an ass. Hell i’d rather you call it a booty at this point. Just quit that nonsense

You couldn’t possibly know this but i had an ex-friend who was exposed for having a pixiv account where he wrote comments about girls’ “peaches” on art of little cartoon girls in swimsuits, and ever since learning about that i’ve had a visceral reaction to it

I know this is largely a personal hangup but it always makes me cringe whenever people refer to butts as “peaches.” Just makes me feel gross

You could psychologically torture me until i think that strive’s ost is bad but you’ll never make me hate necessary discrepancy

The trick around this is to say you wanna fuck bardock or turles

Golden Sun Dark Dawn fucked me up cause almost every time i picked the optimistic/neutral reactions the characters went “dude try to take things more seriously” and when i picked the pessimistic reactions they’d go “c’mon man have some faith”

Discover Tab:

[Spider-Man 3 Screencap edit of Peter Parker talking about rich people]
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I always wanted to fuck Handy Manny
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Just sharing this. [AI Generated Political Cartoon featuring Wile. E Coyote]
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pomni inflation
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Tear her heart out, Q-Bee!
#darkstalkers

Shouting “THIS POST WAS MARKED AS RUDE” downtown and watching as everyone in a 100 mile radius with a bluesky account rallies to me like pikmin

Watched my friend defend their thesis today and felt like beerus watching goku get autonomous ultra instinct

🪼Metroid Prime🪼

I guess ratchet and clank? I was a nintendo loyalist growing up so i never played any of those games, but ratchet and clank was the one i knew the most about

Company cancelled my phone interview 2 hours before i was supposed to have it

I think about this one constantly

Update:

Welp…

I mean uhhh uh uhh i want zangya carnally

Megaman Prime

The new game mode looks pretty fun. Seems like they’re doing custom special attacks which is huge. The new stages are nice but they really should’ve been in the base game

Didn’t see him in the trailer but i hope 1st form garlic jr is in

Diner Jack-O'